None of MTV Movie Awards’ Gay Kisses Involved Robert Pattinson

Last night the MTV network foisted its annual Movie Awards commercial extravaganza on the viewing public, which of course you didn’t watch because Twitter told you about all the important moments. But did anyone bother TwiPic-ing all the homosexual snogging for you?

There was Sandra Bullock kissing Scarlett Johansson (while Betty White looked on), and Russell Brand and Jonah Hill reenacting Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman’s kiss cam scene. This is evidence that MTV is totally down with the homos, you guys!

There are some other gay moments on the website Autostraddle, but Justin Bieber merely appearing in public does not actually qualify as a gay moment. Yet.