Nothing Says “Merry Christmas” Like Britney’s Vagina

By Andrew Belonsky December 21, 2007 at 3:12pm

Yes, but does it play Spank Rock’s classic jam, “Put That Pussy Away”?

City Rag via those brats at Jossip.

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3 Comments

lighthouse

Britany is so sicko,sicko,sicko. Get rid of her from our mother earth..Her sister 16 yrs old is pregger.Sicko Sicko….

December 21, 2007 at 4:12pm
DavidDust

PLEASE don’t remind me about that stank vajayjay…I had ALMOST gotten the vile image out of my head…damn!!

December 21, 2007 at 5:12pm
zeami99

Please stop all the tacky cross-promotion you do for your other sites and focus on Queerty content. The crap you peddle on the other sites brings down your already questionable standards .

December 22, 2007 at 4:12pm

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