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Now For What Really Matters: Which Republican Candidate Has The Sexiest Son?

Ron Paul has three sons—Rand, Robert Paul and Ron Jr. Since only Rand and Robert Paul have joined Dad on the campaign trail, I don’t have a photo of Ronnie to share. But what we see here? Well, it’s not really anything to cast one’s vote for. Judging by the way Papa Paul looks, I don’t think they’re really going to blossom into their looks. It’s not like they make my eyes hurt or anything, it’s just I can’t think of anything I’d be game for doing with either. Maybe a closed mouth kiss along with a little second base action. But that’s about it.

Images from Congressman Ron Paul, Rand Paul and OKC Ron Paul Rally