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Nude Selfie-Taking MLB Star Grady Sizemore Signs With The Red Sox

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    • KittyLitter

      Did you get a look at that closet?
      It’s massive!

      Jan 25, 2014 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AuntieChrist

      Last name should be Sizeless. Selfies are sooo last week…That and the duck face should be banned.

      Jan 25, 2014 at 4:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stranded

      People are too self involved for selfies to ever be out of style. I do agree on the duckface though. dumb.

      Jan 25, 2014 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bjk

      In the first photo, that not a cup of coffee…you should be able to recogonize a “tea-bag” when you see one.

      Jan 25, 2014 at 7:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bjk

      …and what a nice glimpse of balls in photo one.

      Jan 25, 2014 at 7:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimbryant

      I think he has big balls. What I would do to measure them….

      Jan 25, 2014 at 7:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming

      What’s up with the one where he pulling down his pants behind a jar of Vasaline?

      Jan 25, 2014 at 11:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • that_dude247

      Good-looking mixed-race dude. Hope he can stay healthy for once.

      Jan 26, 2014 at 12:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr

      @AuntieChrist: I normally agree with a lot of things that you say, but I don’t get why you attacked his physical appearance the way you did.

      Jan 26, 2014 at 12:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Goforit

      You certainly are not fluent in sports. The Red Socks and the Reds are the same team. Gee, I wonder why the straight world might have a stereotyped view of us.

      Jan 26, 2014 at 2:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle

      @Bjk: At first I didn’t even noticed his balls in pic one. But I hope his is not a case of his sacks hanging lower than his peen. Maybe that cup is holding himself up. He seems like he really is quiet fond of himself. Which is better then not being. But one should always know how far to take it. @that_dude247: And I agree: he is a nice looking mixed -race dude…

      Jan 26, 2014 at 3:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ZaneStuart

      @Bjk: I saw that photo previously. I thought it was clever of him to put a teabag in the mug and take that shot. I wonder how many people didn’t get it.

      @Goforit: I cringe for the same reason when I see a disclaimer like that in a piece about a sports figure here on Queerty.

      Jan 26, 2014 at 3:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matthew Tharrett

      @Goforit: Actually no. The Cincinnati Reds and the Boston Red Sox are not the same team. Nice try though.

      Jan 26, 2014 at 7:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AuntieChrist

      @DarkZephyr: I was trying to be clever and funny and it was either too early in the morning or too late at night..He is cute, but judging from his facial expressions he appears to be a bit thick.

      Jan 26, 2014 at 8:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas

      This is so gay, especially with the Playboy magazine as “beard”.

      Jan 26, 2014 at 9:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stefano

      @viveutvivas : LOL

      Jan 26, 2014 at 10:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead

      He’s hawt…stop being so overfed and jealous….

      Jan 26, 2014 at 10:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      Jan 26, 2014 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Black Pegasus

      That’s one sexy Black man!

      Jan 26, 2014 at 1:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper

      lol, look he likes Playboy, “no homo”. That closet is really HUGE!

      Jan 26, 2014 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      Jan 26, 2014 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jlamb

      I lived in the same small condo building as him 5 years ago when he was really popular on the Indians team. I met his parents a few times when they visited. My boyfriend and I would run into him from time to time in the garage or elevators and he was always a real nice guy; fairly quiet and unassuming, which was refreshing. As to his ethnicity, when I met his parents and helped them with directions, his Mom was white, and his dad black. You’d never have known their child was a celebrity (in Cleveland at least). They were as nice as could be.

      Jan 26, 2014 at 7:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Patsy Stoned

      Sox lost one hot piece of ass when Ellsbury went to the Yankees, so it is appropriate he is replaced with an equally hot guy. Grady is quite hot as blazes.

      Jan 27, 2014 at 1:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • spencer87

      Goddamn.He is smoking hot.

      Jan 27, 2014 at 5:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr

      @AuntieChrist: I would say that judging by his shorts he’s a bit thick. <3

      Jan 27, 2014 at 9:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Louis

      Sighs Is this guy GAY FRIENDLY? Just wondering before I drool over some guy that could just as easily be bigoted and intolerant towards people like myself sexuality.

      Jan 27, 2014 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Louis

      @litper: Don’t tell me gay guys use that stupid phrase also? Face palm I swear some people just make themselves look like hypocrites when they open their mouths online and off.

      Jan 27, 2014 at 11:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper

      @Louis: just making fun of dumb “straight” guys

      Jan 27, 2014 at 1:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seaguy

      Fuck I want to be his personal towel boy so bad.

      Jan 27, 2014 at 7:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Respect4all

      @Goforit: No, they’re not. Go back to baseball school.

      Feb 5, 2014 at 11:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Respect4all

      Why the talk about race? He doesn’t look black to me, but what different does it make?

      Feb 5, 2014 at 11:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eddy

      Birth Name: Grady Sizemore III

      Birthplace: August 2, 1982

      Ethnicity: Irish, African American

      Grady’s mother, Donna is white (Irish), and his father Grady Sizemore II is of African-American descent.

      Feb 9, 2014 at 11:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • misterhollywood

      We will be doing a page on this one for sure on our website. Just way too handsome with question marks attached!


      We have some sports players there but always looking to add more … like this fella.

      Interesting that we have not heard much about him before?

      Feb 11, 2014 at 1:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mickeyminer

      @KittyLitter: hey, and what about that GORGEOUS ASS….????

      Feb 16, 2014 at 7:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt

      beautiful guy!

      Feb 25, 2014 at 10:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt

      The pic with the cup makes me think teabagging! :-)

      Feb 25, 2014 at 10:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maude

      Hot as hell.
      Gimmie some.

      Mar 12, 2014 at 6:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jamal49

      I think it’s kind of hot that his surname is “Sizemore”. I get the impression from his selfies that the name fits. I hope he has a good career with the Red Sox. And for the record, the Red Sox is Boston. The Reds are the Cincinnati Reds. Go bone up on your sports, gents.

      Mar 15, 2014 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WayDifferent

      The Glade on the toilet tank is a nice decorative touch. Did he just take a poop?

      Mar 19, 2014 at 4:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Allen D.

      I’ve been pretty impressed with his Spring Training performance so far.

      Mar 24, 2014 at 11:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Darreyl102

      How is this nude? You Can’t see anything!!! Disappointed.

      Apr 4, 2014 at 10:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crowebobby

      He’s skinny and just average and must have a small d..k and should come out of the closet. There are 50 guys in my local gym who make him look like dog meat and I like real men with chest hair and I would never have sex with a guy who doesn’t put the seat down so please stop forcing me look at these self-centered losers. This is the biggest disappointment I’ve experienced in my 77 years on earth. What is wrong with you people?!

      Apr 29, 2014 at 2:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P

      Boston just designated Sizemore for assignment. Where is he gonna go next? I hope somewhere near here!

      Jun 20, 2014 at 1:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Black Swan

      I’m sorry. I don’t care who he’s choosing to share these pics with there is simply no such thing as a straight man’s penis fixation. And he definitely has a penis fixation.

      Sep 13, 2014 at 5:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • takingliberties

      He may not identify as gay, but he has the gay look down pat.

      Nov 1, 2014 at 7:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • xoilymarie

      Do yall not see how old his phone is? These were obviously taken before he was playing major league baseball

      Jan 13, 2015 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • chiquitamelanie

      I feel sorry for his mother. I’d be so embarrassed seeing photos of my son grabbing himself like that and publicly posting them.

      Jan 14, 2015 at 11:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Korianto

      In the last photo, the one with the mug shot, you can see his balls hanging below said might.

      Personally, I would’ve expected him to have super sized ones. But then, he might have taken a lot of boosters in his younger days to gain upper body strength, and that lean figure. And as they say, Testosterone shots shrink thy Testicles….

      Jan 16, 2015 at 4:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikeyinSF15

      Mmm! I’d love to have the chance to play with his bat and balls!

      Feb 19, 2015 at 12:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mvechh

      what a narcissist. Is he taking the pics to try and turn himself on? He’s a good looking guy but this makes him see pathetic

      Apr 7, 2015 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Roland

      Guys, put the damn lid down on your toilet. Unless you like toilet water splash all over your towels and toothbrush.

      Jul 3, 2015 at 8:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • da90027

      poor thing can only hide it with a small coffee cup? Yeah getting a bit weary of all these narcissistic selfies…it just makes the person look bad.

      Aug 17, 2015 at 2:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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