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Nun Warns Students Not To Masturbate Lest They Be Turned Gay

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    • Cy

      Because we all know a celibate nun is an expert on male masturbation. Right up there in the common sense department with people that go to see their priest for marriage counseling.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 5:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RSun

      “over 500 to 1000 sexual partners”

      I am WAY behind schedule.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ingyaom

      This poor woman probably actually believes what she’s saying.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 5:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fang

      I think she’s right. I compulsively masturbate, watch porn and look how I turned out!! There has to be a correlation!!

      Apr 1, 2014 at 7:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desert Boy

      Sister Jane Dominic Laurel’s previous job was making chow mein at Panda Express.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 7:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      She must think that sex is the work of the devil. She must be extremely repressed. Imagine what goes on inside her mind, based on the small portion of her personality that she exposes publicly. It is the tip of the iceberg. I tell you, she is mental.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 8:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Manchester

      These comments are hilarious!

      Apr 1, 2014 at 8:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blondeboyz

      Blatant lying is so godly. And you wonder why more and more people are abandoning the church and no longer believing your hocus pocus and bullshit lies?

      Apr 1, 2014 at 8:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      Some day, some day religion will gradually become extinct in the developed countries of the world. I won’t be alive to see it, but it will surely happen. It is already happening in the nordic countries.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 9:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran

      Wouldn’t Jesus approve of this sister encouraging fear, hatred and loathing of people who are already the objects of much scorn, ridicule and discrimination in society? Umm no, Jesus would probably say to this nun, “Stop judging others you hypocrite. Take that log out of your own eye first”

      Apr 1, 2014 at 9:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JimboinLA

      I was raised with this type of thinking and when I first started masturbating I felt extreme guilt and shame about it. People like this need to be kept far away from children.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 9:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro

      You think teenage boys are nuts? Stop them from masterbating. There will be blood in the streets.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 10:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      I never felt ashamed of masturbation. When I had my first orgasm, I celebrated on a swing, at my grandfather’s farm.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 10:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tjr101

      WTF? April fools right??? Do these people realize it’s 2014, no wonder the Catholic Church is bleeding members. Good luck convincing teenage boys not to masturbate.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 10:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol

      @Desert Boy:

      Did you really have to go there? Really? [email protected] sucks.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 12:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nixter

      @Kieran: Yes, BUT would He approve of our homosexuality? I don’t know. Not sure.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 12:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien

      @Desert Boy: Hahahaahahah you are, so funny and, so right.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 1:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desert Boy

      @Kangol: A concern troll defending a hater. That’s so precious.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 1:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sejjo

      She’s so ignorant it’s adorable. Can I keep her?

      Apr 2, 2014 at 2:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jonjct

      A stupid statement made by someone who shouldn’t have anything at all to say on the topic. She knows nothing and should say precisely that, nothing, on matters of faith and morals. So, we hope she just goes away. But here’s the real problem. Queerty, seeing an opportunity to again engage in anti-catholic rhetoric has elevated this story, as if what she says matters. It doesn’t matter so why pretend that she has all the moral authority of the Pope, when Queerty knows this is just a piddling little nothing statement made by a piddling little nothing nun? The answer? It’s another opportunity to hold the catholic church up to ridicule, to mock the church, to make fun and bully the Catholic faith the way children do in a schoolyard. Another chance to play mean girls. Queerty’s logo boasts “free of an agenda, except that gay one”, well, that’s not true. The agenda is apparent. Ridicule Catholics. Queerty editors are haters, and judging by the comments from readers whenever there is a story like this one, Queerty’s readers are haters too. It saddens me that my gay brothers are utterly intolerant of my catholic beliefs and that they feel free to make fun of me in the most hideous way. My faith is my connection to God and the gays gather around, catcalling, acting like the jackals, pointing fingers at me for my beliefs. It is ugly to see gays, who demand respect and tolerance behave in ways which are deliberately disrespectful and intolerant. I am surrounded by people who hate me for my faith. Hypocrite much gentlemen?

      Apr 2, 2014 at 7:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jheryn

      Between 500 & 1000? Holy cow. Why didn’t anyone tell me there was a quota. I’ll never catch up now.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 8:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DonW

      @Desert Boy: Please define “concern troll” — another one of those meaningless insults people throw around when they don’t have a valid argument. How did he defend her, as opposed to trying to uphold a civil standard of discussion?

      You do realize, don’t you, that our right-wing enemies closely read these forums and screen-capture evidence of how “hateful” and “depraved” we are? It’s in our best interest to be mature.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GeriHew

      I think this is the sort of thing James Baldwin was referring to when he said: “Fear of homosexuality is fear of sex itself.”

      Apr 2, 2014 at 10:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kevininbuffalo

      I went to a Catholic grade school. I was taught by nuns and I’m Gay, therefore nuns cause homosexuality. Makes as much sense as anything she said.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 10:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • richybruce

      She needs to get laid.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 11:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Miss Understood

      @jonjct: You talk as if this is isolated. Every time Catholic leaders open up their mouths about GLBT people they say terrible things. You have a right to your beliefs but that doesn’t make them free from criticism. Pope Francis called same sex marriage a “machination of the Father of Lies” Sorry, calling out hate isn’t hate.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 2:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan

      @RSun: I’m about right on schedule and completely disease free. I feel absolutely no sense of shame about how many partners I have had.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 3:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan

      @Billy Budd: The belief that religion would go instinct is by no means new. It dates back to the creation of religion. As long as people are weak and easily dominated, there will be people that create crazy, insane mythology in order to dominate them. That will not change. Ever!

      Apr 2, 2014 at 3:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan

      @jonjct: Your religious beliefs are your religious beliefs, but if you fail to educate yourself on all of the harm that your religion has done… then you are being moronic.

      You are willfully part of a church that still bashes gays, still belittles women, still causes the HIV crisis in Africa due to failing to allow for birth control, still has a very archaic view of the very mythology it claims to represent and has been doing this for the entirety of its creation. Your church has more blood on its hands than all of the serial killers and ethic cleansers combined… including Hitler, Stalin and the like.

      That is not even mentioning the priests that liked adolescent boys and the amount of work that went into covering that up.

      I completely respect your religious beliefs, but I do not respect your right to bury your head in the sand. If you are going to claim the church as yours then you owe it to yourself to educate yourself about all the wrongs about it before you bitch us all out for pointing them out to you. We are not even criticizing the church, we are simply holding a mirror up to it.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 3:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan

      @DonW: Such a bull argument. They do not need “evidence” to back up their beliefs. Their beliefs are delusional. I am also not going to censor myself in action or word based on the delusional beliefs of someone else. If you want to, all the power to you, but you are probably being delusional.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 3:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RSun

      @tdx3fan: You’re an overachiever. :-) No judgement here.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 4:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tjr101

      @jonjct: Cry me a river. Instead of waving the victim card what are you doing to change the Catholic church? Are you outspoken or do you just quietly genuflect like a good soldier? The critizisms the catholic church receives in modern times is nothing compared to the harm it has done to gays, women and other minorities for generations. I grew up catholic, as a child I didn’t have a choice, but as an adult there is no valid reason to be silently complicit in such an organization.

      Apr 2, 2014 at 4:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ian

      500 to 1000?! I’m not even in the double digits range….sigh. Bad Gay! Bad!

      Apr 2, 2014 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • newecreator

      I keep on masturbating but I will never be gay enough. NO!!!

      Apr 3, 2014 at 1:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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