NYC Sex Venues Safe, Says Official
Good news, sex club kids! Despite last year’s rumors, the health department will not shut down the New York city’s commercial sex venues:

Speaking at the Lesbian, Gay Bisexual and Transgender Community Center, a senior New York City health department staffer told an audience of more than 100 that the agency has no plans to shutter city sex clubs and bathhouses.

“I want to set the record straight,” said Dr. M. Monica Sweeney, assistant commissioner for the Bureau of HIV/AIDS Prevention and Control, at the February 21 town meeting. “There have been no plans at all in the department of health to close commercial sex venues.”

In honor of this blessed, sticky day, enjoy the this video of Heroes star Zachary Quinto getting some sauna love on the late So NoTORIous.