Of Course Steven Slaters Was High On Something When He Escaped JetBlue Flight

Because we needed to attach recreational drug use to the story of JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater, we learn he was high on “Blue Juice,” which is basically a hormonal reaction to how awesome the airline is. So does his meltdown mean it’s possible to overdose on free Terra Blue chips and DirecTV?

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