The 2018 Winter Olympics has already set another record and the games haven’t even begun.
In addition to Team USA sending a record number of out athletes to the Games, it was just announced that Pyeongchang will be supplying the largest number of condoms ever provided at any Olympic event before.
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A total of 110,000 condoms will be distributed. That’s about 37 rubbers per athlete, or 2.3 humps per day for 16 days. It’s also 10,000 more than were provided at the last winter games in Vancouver in 2010 and Sochi in 2014.
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The condoms are being provided to prevent the spread of STDs and, suppliers say, to ensure “a successful hosting of the Winter Olympics.”
2,925 athletes representing 90 nations will be competing in this year’s games, but spokesman Chung Geun-sik says organizers “don’t expect the athletes to use them all.” Many of the condoms, he says, will “will likely be taken home as souvenirs.”
Souvenirs. Riiiight.
To quote former Olympic swimmer Dara Torres from a 2012 interview with CNN: “What happens in the (Olympic) Village stays in the Village.”
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Rex Huskey
I bet all will be “snug fit”….unless they import. Just saying.
markinwashington
Go sit on a fire hydrant Rex. That’s the only snug fit you experience these days..
ChrisK
Ha. That was actually kind of funny.
ChrisK
Both comment and reply that is.
Nuttypea
If I sent a box of encyclopedias to the White House would Queerty write an article about “gearing up for the most educated president in history”?
Rex Huskey
well well well ms. washington, are you not the clever one…
How about this: “i know you are but what am i?”
griffin87
And RexHuskey continues on trolling with his asinine comments. Figures.
Rex Huskey
honey, its so so easy here….. but you do flatter me. Thanx…kisses.
Danny595
I wonder how many “partners” Graham Gremore has had. Is it possible that he is just a cheerleader for promiscuity rather than a player on the field? Maybe he gets off on enticing others down that destructive path, while he remains safely on the sidelines.
ChrisK
It’s Danny595. You really should get that dried up Cu*nt of yours some action.