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Oh Yes There’s Gonna Be Some Gay Vampiring on True Blood

By Queerty Staff May 27, 2010 at 10:05am · 21 comments

Photographic evidence that things are gonna get hella gay on this season’s True Blood should be reason for you to a) subscribe to HBO if you haven’t already; or b) continue downloading the show illegally on BitTorrent just as you’ve been doing for years.

SUCK IT, TWINKLIGHT!

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21 Comments

  • Superman

    I’m waiting for Jason Stackhouse (Ryan Kwanten) to get thoroughly sodomized by vampire c*ck…preferably by Eric Northman’s (Alexander Skarsgard). That would definitely melt my butter. But Sam and Bill getting their freak on works for me too.

    May 27, 2010 at 10:05am
  • D'oh, The Magnificent

    I am into Eric.

    May 27, 2010 at 10:05am
  • Hilarious

    It’s only “dream” gay though since Bill gave Sam some of his blood to heal him last season.

    Same thing happened to Sookie with both Eric and Bill.

    Then again Sookie started to have real feelings because of the dreams…so maybe it might be a little “real” gay. I hope they explore it.

    May 27, 2010 at 12:05pm
  • Jer

    hahaha omg love it!

    May 27, 2010 at 12:05pm
  • Ken S

    @Superman: I agree– Eric molesting Jason FTW! 😀

    May 27, 2010 at 2:05pm
  • Alexander A.

    Wow, Vampire Bill’s fucking buffed up! He might replace Eric Northman as the eye candy at this rate. Of course, Godric from last season was the stuff of dreams, too, so its not like there’s a shortage of man meat. 🙂

    May 27, 2010 at 3:05pm
  • Joe

    @Alexander A.: OMG I agree about Godric! He was gorgeous…was so sad when he burst into flames. Oh well, it’s true there is no shortage of man-meat. Just as long as Jason Stackhouse keeps getting naked I don’t care who he’s bangin’. 🙂 That OZZIE is hot!

    May 27, 2010 at 6:05pm
  • McShane

    The film is cool, interestingly written and has such steamy men. Jason’s dingbatism makes him all the more attractive. Lots of hot men-imagine the variations of kink..

    May 27, 2010 at 7:05pm
  • Darren

    Hell yes… so buying the DVD’s…

    Lets hope Jason Stackhouse gets it on as well…

    May 27, 2010 at 7:05pm
  • Bill Perdue

    Eric and Jason are the clear winners.

    Bill not so much.

    Maybe Godric can reincarnate.

    Will the werewolves look like the guys in
    Twilight?

    I can’t wait for June 13th.

    May 28, 2010 at 3:05am
  • Slingshot

    That doesnt look like Bill to me?

    May 28, 2010 at 8:05am
  • jmac

    about time

    May 28, 2010 at 3:05pm
  • D'oh, The Magnificent

    While I think Jason is hot, the boy is a total slut, and that’s a turn off- straight or gay. I want to give him penicillin just thinking about it.

    May 28, 2010 at 7:05pm
  • ossurworld

    What else can you expect from vampires?

    May 29, 2010 at 12:05pm
  • Hilarious

    I keep hoping Jason cleans up his act and realizes Tara’s loved him since they were kids.

    I’m a hopeless romantic so that story gets me all giddy.

    Damn I was upset when Godric died, he was my favorite…and barely on.

    I was hoping they’d reveal more of his relationship with Eric on screen. Pretty sure by the lines that they were romantically involved, not just “hunting partners”.

    May 29, 2010 at 12:05pm
  • D'oh, The Magnificent

    @Hilarious: Yes, apparently they were. Given the nature of sharing blood. It is apparently sexual as much as it is spiritual.

    May 31, 2010 at 12:05am
  • Bisexual Vampire

    Godric was cute, but he was a midget. I think Jason and Eric are the hottest men on the show last season. Sam is cute too and I wouldn’t kick him out of bed. I heard the hot Mexican American from TNT Southland is going to be Lafayette’s new love interest. The new Werewolf character is sexy and attractive too. I love this show. Jason is a man whore and dimwitted, but he looks good in those tighty whities.

    I wish they had cast the aussie Alex O’loughin from CBS canceled “Moonlight” to play as a vampire on “True Blood”. As Wanda use to say on “In Living Color”, I would rock his world.

    June 3, 2010 at 12:06am
  • D'oh, The Magnificent

    @Bisexual Vampire: Actually, Godric was supposed to be young teenaged boy. He wasn’t a midget. And yeah, the guy from Southland is going to play Lafayette’s new man.

    June 4, 2010 at 12:06am
  • Bisexual Vampire

    Kevin Alejandro is the attractive Mexican American actor to play as Lafayette’s new love interest Jesus. Kevin Alejandro is currently playing a police Detective on the TNT Drama “Southland”. He’s sexy, attractive, and hot with hazel eyes. I hope HBO show him running around naked or wearing tighty whities.

    June 4, 2010 at 8:06am
  • Bisexual Vampire

    Godic is cute, but he’s 5 foot 4 inches tall and he looked like a kid with a small pecker. Being that short almost makes him a midget. LOL

    June 4, 2010 at 8:06am
  • S

    Actually, Allan Hyde (who plays Godric) is 5ft 8.

    June 11, 2010 at 5:06pm

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