Wonders Never Cease

OJ The Burglar?!?

We’re so used to thinking of OJ Simpson as a double-murderer, we’re having a hard time wrapping our pretty little heads around this:

[Simpson] was interrogated in Vegas yesterday for allegedly breaking into a room at a casino as part of a burglary attempt.

The thought of those royalty checks the Goldmans’ stand to get from the sale of his book probably had him seeing dollar signs. Wonder if he was wearing black leather gloves – that fit.

And we wonder if he left a body!