As we told you yesterday, a Mexican man named Roberto Esquivel Cabrera is making headlines after his 18.9-inch penis caused him to be officially registered as disabled.
He says he is the proud (if in pain) owner of “the world’s largest penis.”
But now, a certain Jonah Falcon, the media-savvy owner of a 13.5-inch penis, is here to tell the world that Cabrera “cheated” and his penis is legit terrifying/enchanting.
See, Cabrera “created” his shambling Frankenstein of a penis by using weights and stretching out his foreskin. Says Falcon: Cheating, cheater, he’s a cheat.
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Related: Man with the “world’s largest” [censored] has been registered as disabled
Falcon tells The Sun that Cabrera’s claim is simply “absurd,” particularly when he explains why he needs to work in American porn — because he can’t work in any other industry:
“I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees. I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.”
Doctors claim the majority of Cabera’s’ penis is foreskin… and the real penis underneath is between six and seven inches long.
That’s means Falcon claim may, in fact, be correct.
He’s 13.5 inches when erect and 9.5 inches flaccid.
We’ll update as soon as more men step forward claiming to have The World’s Largest Penis.
Does anyone have a contact at The Sun?
h/t: Gay Star News
Vince
Would explain the weirdness like the bandaging he’s got around his dick all the time.
Kangol
I’ll say it again. This Brazilian man has an immense dong (not a spam link & safe for work; the video link is in red) that didn’t require stretching, bandaging etc. Women paid $20 and lined up for hours to pose with it. He’s the real thing and not a fake.
Vince
That is very impressive.
I’ve been with a guy with 12″. He was white, married and just liked to mess around here and there. They’re fun to play with. I was like a cat with catnip. I was useless for much else though.
Bromancer7
Doesn’t look real to me at all.
Kangol
@Bromancer, it is real. He’s been on other sites too. He puts the “Clydesdale” in “hung like a draft horse”!
Rex Huskey
his dick is 7 inches and remainder is foreskin
Giandorko86
Oh well then case closed. Why didn’t everyone just check with you first then since you have tasted the foreskin
Alan down in Florida
@Kangol – tried to check out video and got a message DANGEROUS WEBSITE BLOCKED from my computer security program (Nortons and Malbytes).
Giandorko86
That’s what you get for using a piece of Shiite computer
QJ201
And neither one of them are what anyone would call “f*ckable”
Knight
Jonah is absolutely correct…but he’s also a certifiable head-case. He goes back and forth between telling everyone he’s straight, then gay…then straight again. The reality is he’s the type of gay man who will cry at Barbara Streisand songs and hit on guys FAR younger than he is (and poorly). So, yeah…he should get the medal (if there is one) that he deserves, because that’s seriously all he has going for him in this stage of his very sad life.
Geeker
Big dicks don’t compensate for ugly or crazy.