OMG! PUPPIES! PUPPIES!

You all need to stop whatever you are doing right now and watch this amazing live streaming video feed of puppies! You may have already seen these puppies, since they are taking the world by storm in what’s obviously an attack by Al Qaeda designed to turn us into a nation of slack-jawed high-pitched morons.

But as we told you from day one: We love puppies. If you never hear from me again, it’ll be because I’m sitting at my desk, clapping my hands like a schoolgirl squealing, “The one with the green collar is trying to use the one with the yellow collar as a pillow! Awwww” over an over again. We’ve been waiting for something like this ever since The Puppy Channel went off the air.