On The Upside, Montana’s Republicans Don’t Advocate Eradicating Homosexuals

Not only is the Montana Republican Party committed to cracking down on You People, it’s also concerned with keeping the entire state safe of plague. In its party platform statement under “Homosexual Acts,” the Montana GOP says members “support the clear will of the people of Montana expressed by legislation to keep homosexual acts illegal.” Also: “The presence of brucellosis [a livestock-killing bacteria] in the Greater Yellowstone area has an adverse impact on the hunting and cattle industries in Montana. We support eradicating brucellosis in the Greater Yellowstone area and working toward the elimination of split-state or designated surveillance area status.”