On Tour With Rihanna: There Is A Streaker On The Tarmac!

By this point, the Rihanna 777 tour is becoming one big blur: Songs are great, she sounds good but doesn’t dance, and the VIP after-parties are a hot mess. Consider that the template.

But after Sunday’s show in Berlin, a late-night flight to London got the better of all of us on board. The vibe was excitable as journalists chanted for quotes from RiRi, while fans did cheers for shots.

Boisterous, yes. Scary? A bit. Newsworthy, by all means. RiRi’s first appearance with all of us on Wednesday was also her last, save for the occasional airport spotting. Instead of waiting for something to report, one Aussie journalist decided to become the news. By giving all of us a view of his ” press junket,” Australian writer Tim Dormer will now forever be known as the “Rihanna 777 streaker.”

God bless you, man.


Get Queerty Daily

Subscribe to Queerty for a daily dose of #berlin #london #mediadisaster stories and more


  • adam madam

    can we please agree just to ignore rihanna collectively into oblivion?

    she sings duets with a man who physically abused her. she sounds like whatever the great rhythm and hits machine wants her to sound like. there is no actual person under the pretty glitz. the “umbrella” song was the worst earworm of the last decade.

    if we all agree to ignore her, maybe she’ll go away.

  • 2eo

    Agreed, she is the epitome of the media and their schizophrenic approach to women in general.

Comments are closed.