One Million Moms Must Be Big WWII Buffs

We were curious about the kind of expertise JC Penney/comic-book-industry nemesis One Million Moms has, so we moseyed on over to Klout, which analyzes social-media profiles, to find out. We expected benign topics like mommyblogging or sisterhood or traveling pants. Oh, wait, what’s that?

“Hate Crime”? “Homophobia”? “Adolph Hitler”?

Who’d have guessed that they have so much in common with Fox News?

Sadly, OMM probably isn’t checking their social media stats this week, as they’re apparently off at Vacation Bible School with the children. At least, that’s what they wrote on Facebook before their account vanished Friday afternoon.

Cruelest vacation trick ever:

“Hey kids, we’re going on vacation!”


“To the Bible.”


“Pray that seeds will be planted,” OMM wrote of the trip—which, ew gross.