LUNCHTIME GOODIES

One Million Moms Outraged By Hot Male Model Having A Picnic

lets-get-zestySorry, kids of America. Your Kraft macaroni and cheese dinner is tainted with the homosexual agenda, according to One Million Moms, and you can’t have second helpings. Try these algae crackers instead.

Homophobic hate group One Million Moms is on a tirade again this week, this time directing their attention to “the most disgusting ad” in the current issue of People Magazine. It’s “a full 2-page ad [that] features a n*ked [sic] man lying on a picnic blanket with only a small portion of the blanket barely covering his g*nitals [sic],” or as we like to call it, the greatest ad we’ve ever seen in People Magazine.

The ad, OMM says, “will push away loyal, conservative customers.” Sounds good to us!

All three women from the organization got together and issued a statement condemning Kraft’s amazing new ad campaign:

Christians will not be able to buy Kraft dressings or any of their products until they clean up their advertising. The consumers they are attempting to attract – women and mothers – are the very ones they are driving away. Who will want Kraft products in their fridge or pantry if this vulgarity is what they represent?

One Million Moms cannot get over the gall of this company. It is unnecessary for Kraft to use s*x to sell salad dressing!

Looks like we found our new favorite salad dressing!