Professional stammerer and surprisingly convincing Melissa McCarthy impersonator Sean Spicer just can’t catch a break. And really, as the second most visible (third if you count Kellyanne) member of Trump’s administration, that sort of comes with the territory.
Whether it’s something as innocuous as a trip to the Apple store, or pulling a Conway and citing a completely made-up terror attack, people just won’t let him tell his lies in peace!
Being that public face opens a person to all sorts of other mischief, too. Hey, we’ve got to laugh our way through this nightmare.
Celebrating St. Patrick’s day, Spicer decided a playful green tie during his press briefing was the way to go. What could go wrong?
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Well first of all, someone pointed out that he may have wanted to do a spot check first:
The fact that Sean Spicer gave a press briefing with a stain on his tie fits with literally everything I know about him. pic.twitter.com/Jsl1zrBY0Y
— Samantha Weiner (@SamanthaWeiner1) March 17, 2017
But all stains aside, anyone going on national television wearing green should keep in mind one thing: green screens.
Which brings us to this totally-irrelevant yet completely-satisfying work of master-meme:
What happens when u wear a green tie on TV ? pic.twitter.com/gAohulqeck
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) March 16, 2017
The Twitterverse, not often a place of praise, took note:
@McJesse You’re an artist.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) March 16, 2017
@McJesse amazing! pic.twitter.com/CnOqYs0uAq
— Mike Lopez (@MikeLopez05) March 16, 2017
@McJesse You clever minx! pic.twitter.com/0WScRs7ZJq
— Listed Monkey King (@VitruvianMonkey) March 16, 2017
@McJesse pic.twitter.com/6wCECWvWDx
— MissUSWNT?? (@MissUSAHockey) March 17, 2017
And then came this frightening imposter, using Trump’s weird SNL “Hotline Bling” skit to really melt everyone’s minds:
natekerchel
Dork! Not the worst thing for him today though – the whole GCHQ debacle is so typical of this incompetent illegitimate regime.
apnew1962
And the 4-leafed clover award goes to…………Jesse McLaren !!! The images he choose were PERFECT!!!!
CarrieV
Agreed! I burst out laughing with each new imagery that popped up. That there was some brilliance in action.
(Also, kudos to the Qweerty writer who referred to Spicer as the “surprisingly convincing Melissa McCarthy impersonator”. Great stuff!)
paul dorian lord fredine
i realize it’s minor but aside from the stain perhaps seanie’s mommy should make sure his ties straight before the next briefing.
Mo Bro
Spicer is a “professional stammerer”?
You guys were obviously out to lunch when Barry Obama spoke off-prompter, rendering him unable to rely on his speech-writers’ words, and every third word out of his mouth was “uh” or “um”.
Disagree?
Here’s just one of many examples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulDv-hs5unI
Hogwasher
Nice try troll. Now back to your mama’s basement with you.
mujerado
Go back, look at the title of that video, then come here and tell us what part of “remix” you don’t understand.
Mama Zebra
When we all stared to get to know Sean Spicer, I got the impression He was a Closet Queen, so I’ve just checked him out on Wikipedia. O.K. so he’s married with two Children,but that doesn’t make any difference. I’ve worked with gay Men for most of my life and know a C.Q. when I meet one. I say this with NO Disrespect to my many Brothers whom I love dearly. Just expressing my Gut instinct.
Mo Bro
So, by that logic, when you look up Neil Patrick Harris on Wikipedia and see that he’s gay and lives with a man, then your automatic response would likewise be, “OK, so he’s gay and lives with a man, but that doesn’t make any difference” . . . right?
mujerado
The value of what Spicer says or does has nothing to do with his sexuality, unless he specifically says something homophobic. Your “gut instinct” is basically irrelevant.
GayEGO
Spicer and his ilk do not have the balls to stand up and apologize as they are afraid Trump will have a hissy fit and play his The Apprentice TV show cjharacter and say “You’re Fired!”. I am really getting tired of this nonsense. Where are the checks and balances for Americans? Trump should be impeached!
Bad Ass Biker
Cum stain?