Only Tiger Woods’ Press Conferences About His Manwhoring Are More Shocking Than Ricky Martin’s

What do we have, about 72 more hours for joking about how everybody knew about Ricky Martin‘s gayness? Okay, fine, you’ve got until Friday end-of-day to make your jokes. Thereafter, this manila folder is closed. Until Taylor Lautner comes out, and then we can recycle all of them.