Well, this is embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as Paul Ryan’s Freudian slip about “destroying” the American health care system…
It’s no secret how Donald feels about the New York Times:
Remember when the failing @nytimes apologized to its subscribers, right after the election, because their coverage was so wrong. Now worse!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 29, 2017
So we’re sure he won’t be thrilled to learn about this.
In an article about the ridiculous number of days #45 has visited his Trump-branded properties since taking office, the New York Times stirred up some confusion around his relationship to Ivanka.
How about we take this to the next level?
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The article accidentally referred to the first daughter as Trump’s “wife.” We can’t imagine where they possibly got that idea.
“Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misidentified Ivanka Trump as President Trump’s wife,” the Times wrote. “His wife is Melania. Ivanka is one of his daughters.”
Got that, folks?
Just to make sure this isn’t any lingering confusion, Donald is married to a 46-year-old Slovenian immigrant and former fashion model who lives 200 miles away from him in New York City. Her name is Melania.
Oh, and in case you’re curious, Donald has spent a total of 23 of his 54 days in office away from the White House. He’s spent 18 days at Mar-a-Lago, 10 at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, four at Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Virginia, two at his hotel Trump International Washington, and one at Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter, Florida.
Related: Melania Trump’s official White House glamour shot, er, portrait gets memed, hard
DCguy
Easy mistake to make.
whatsaywhat
Bill Maher calls her his daughterwife. He’s been perving all over her since she was 12. Probably paid for all her cosmetic surgery too.
ColorMeColorado
His daughterwife name for her is so spot on
trusgold
I saw a clip where the interviewer said to Ivanka what do you have in common with your dad…she says golf..ass hat Trump said I thought sex but I guess thats not right…now I need a showr…
1EqualityUSA
pre-emesis drool.
jheryn
Now he is REALLY going to be on them about being fake news.
And we know it is fake because Trump checked on trying to make that happen and found out it was illegal.
Kangol
Creepy couple. Of creeps.
ColorMeColorado
I think Congress lets Melania’s wasteful spending slide. Can you blame the woman for staying far away from him 90% of the timr? Imagine if Michelle did that and stayed in Chicago? Such fuggin hypocrites
Mo Bro
If Michelle had stayed in Chicago, you would’ve been labeling her with terms like “fiercely independent” and “empowered” and “doesn’t need a man” and “Chicago’s woman of the century.”
Talk about your “fuggin hypocrites.”
1EqualityUSA
The GOP would have never shut up about it. Tallying up daily costs, counting how many days President Obama golfed, never shutting up about it.
Mo Bro
@1EqualityUSA:
Yeah, kind of like Queerty and Melania, eh?
1EqualityUSA
No, Mo, I was thinking of Faux News. T.V.’s propaganda machine, though this Melania slamming is petty. I just think of the youngest son, stuck in that tower, stuck in that family, stuck in that life, and I just can’t pile on.
zsmith92
No they didn’t. The way he talks about her, they’re married enough.
CanadianGuy62
Well, if it walks like a fuc…I mean duck!
Mo Bro
Can’t imagine how the lgbt community could have survived another day without Queerty swooping in to save the day by bashing the Trumps yet again.
Louis
Yeah because republicans NEVER bashed nor discriminated against Barack Obama and HIS family .
You angels of mercy you.
Mo Bro
@Louis:
Never in such an unhinged, hateful manner.
Never.
If you’d like to compare examples, I’m locked and loaded.
Louis
Mo Bro yeah cause the racist stuff your party said about Obama being a Muslim n______r and so on simply NEVER HAPPENED to your double standard party.
To people like you its never republicans and always liberals typical of a party that has never taken any accountability or responsibility for anything your party has said or done on this planet.
woodin
You need to read and socialize more and if not then just pull you head out of you a**
RedMich89
ffStart making more money weekly… This is a valuable part time work for everyone… The best part ,work from comfort of your house and get paid from $100-$2k each week
…•••••••??/
Heywood Jablowme
Melania, is that you???
1EqualityUSA
love this, Heywood.
woodin
If Ivanka wasn’t so complicit in here father’s incestuous impulses and overtones, just maybe a writer wouldn’t make a slip of the pen and America wouldn’t cringe every time she walked in the room.
o.codone
Hey Louis, you complicit dweeb. Remember that “OOPS” moment in the George Stephanopolis interview when Obama referred to “my Muslim faith”. Of course he’s not a Muslim, we all know he went to the Christian Church of the Reverend Wright. So, Obama was a follower of a hate-speech evangelical. Nice. Obama was a total waste of time, he was unqualified, gave Iran the bomb, lied about everything and perhaps most importantly he changed the course of history because he prevented Hillary from becoming President at exactly the time she would have been most effective. He took up her time with his stupid nonsense. The worst president ever.