Oprah Winfrey presented Ralph Lauren the CFDA Lifetime Achievement Award at Monday’s ceremony, but perhaps the honor should have come from her vagina. It does, after all, owe him one. TMZ tells us that when New York asked how many of Mr. Lauren’s designs she owns, the daytime diva told them:
I would be crazy to start counting them at this point. I can never let anything go. I still have a pair of red patent-leather boots. Years ago, I watched the Vagina Monologues and they said, ‘What is your vagina wearing?’ It’s wearing Ralph Lauren red patent-leather boots.”
Why are we not surprised?