Our Favorite Gay Texts From Last Night


Perhaps you’ve heard that blogs are big business? No, not because they generate fame and fortune from advertising, but because quirky web memes get turned into book deals. There’s Stuff White People Like, This Is Why You’re Fat, and overnight sensation Texts From Last Night, all of which have been sold to various publishers for jealousy-inducing fees. Oh, you don’t know about Texts? Then you’re seriously missing out, because this shit is funny. Anyone can submit a text message they sent or received about something that went down last night — and usually alcohol, drugs, or sex are involved. Sometimes all three. And with millions of texts going to and fro everyday, there’s bound to be some homo-filled SMSing, right? Yes, absolutely. Here’s a few recent entries … and yes, some of them sway homophobic. ‘Cause that’s what the kids are doing these days.

(NOTE: The numbers in parentheses? That’s the area code the text came from. And each page may contain more than one series of texts.)


(636): Well I’m going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don’t know if there’s a theme.

(563): My dad just sent me a text telling me to “say hi to all the luscious bitches” at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood

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  • Jeebs

    so glad you put the pot chocolate-covered cherries… that’s my favorite text by far.

    I hate reading the comments though, people are such homophobes

  • KyleR

    HAHA!!! I nearly spit my tea all over my laptop!! Some of these things are HILARIOUS!!!

  • D-Sun

    I love the “I’m totally gay for Miss California/Sweet irony” bit…

  • Ricky

    (561): At a straight bar and poker face just came on…must…resist….urge to gay it up
    (915): Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don’t Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat

    ***TOO TRUE

    and best text by far..

  • Joey

    why would 2 girls be giving a gay guy head? Doesn’t GAY mean you only like guys? Creepy….

  • hundredacrewood

    (870): do you think it i’m gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
    (1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
    (870): what chic?

    That’s so classic.

  • joan

    OMG, the 3-way one had me on the floor!!! (e.g., “What chic?”)

  • Robert_Swank

    callme..i’m feeling so gay these days…937-387-6114

  • Willy Cummings

    Call me anytime if you want to get together or chat at night @ 1-604-790-1867

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