Our Favorite Gay Texts From Last Night

(440): just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.

(515): does your mom think i’m crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine

(949): youre so sexy i want your bod
(410): dude, did you turn gay?
(949): heather?
(410): this is jacob