(517): If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
(951): my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can’t hangout today
(505): No, asshole. I’m not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
(541): Did you see that girl I got with last night?
(1-541): Girl? Oh…weird…to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Jeebs
so glad you put the pot chocolate-covered cherries… that’s my favorite text by far.
I hate reading the comments though, people are such homophobes
KyleR
HAHA!!! I nearly spit my tea all over my laptop!! Some of these things are HILARIOUS!!!
D-Sun
I love the “I’m totally gay for Miss California/Sweet irony” bit…
Ricky
(561): At a straight bar and poker face just came on…must…resist….urge to gay it up
(915): Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don’t Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
***TOO TRUE
and best text by far..
Joey
why would 2 girls be giving a gay guy head? Doesn’t GAY mean you only like guys? Creepy….
hundredacrewood
(870): do you think it i’m gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
(870): what chic?
That’s so classic.
joan
OMG, the 3-way one had me on the floor!!! (e.g., “What chic?”)
Robert_Swank
callme..i’m feeling so gay these days…937-387-6114
Willy Cummings
Call me anytime if you want to get together or chat at night @ 1-604-790-1867