Our Favorite Gay Texts From Last Night

(517): If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself

(951): my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can’t hangout today

(505): No, asshole. I’m not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.

(541): Did you see that girl I got with last night?
(1-541): Girl? Oh…weird…to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..