(502): i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
(305): He’s not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
(615): so evidently yelling “gay” everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
(404): last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you’re going to love atl
Jeebs
so glad you put the pot chocolate-covered cherries… that’s my favorite text by far.
I hate reading the comments though, people are such homophobes
KyleR
HAHA!!! I nearly spit my tea all over my laptop!! Some of these things are HILARIOUS!!!
D-Sun
I love the “I’m totally gay for Miss California/Sweet irony” bit…
Ricky
(561): At a straight bar and poker face just came on…must…resist….urge to gay it up
(915): Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don’t Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
***TOO TRUE
and best text by far..
Joey
why would 2 girls be giving a gay guy head? Doesn’t GAY mean you only like guys? Creepy….
hundredacrewood
(870): do you think it i’m gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
(870): what chic?
That’s so classic.
joan
OMG, the 3-way one had me on the floor!!! (e.g., “What chic?”)
Robert_Swank
callme..i’m feeling so gay these days…937-387-6114
Willy Cummings
Call me anytime if you want to get together or chat at night @ 1-604-790-1867