Our Favorite Gay Texts From Last Night


(303): normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.

(407): I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, “laaaterrr.”

(281): I’m about two and a half drinks away from gay.
(713): I’m coming over.