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Out of Work? This Homophobic Charity Is Hiring!


This Christmas, you could be a bell ringer for the Salvation Army, standing outside department stores and big box retailers earning in the range of $7.25 an hour. Or, as the State of Florida calls it, minimum wage. The NYT reports Sal’s is seeing a surge in bell ringer job apps, courtesy this blustery economy. Just be sure you are not a homosexual. Actually, that’s not right: The Salvation Army makes decisions “without regard to sexual orientation.” So, more accurately, just be sure you don’t have a problem working for an organization that doesn’t want you to get married.