• What do you get when you ask a bunch of Japanese club creatures to interpret the Absolut brand? Some fucked up shit that only Gwen Stefani could love.
• At Stanford, no prospective job applicants showed up for interviews with the Navy. Just a bunch of angry queens!
• Don’t forget we are giving away porn! Send us your dirty pictures. It is not like you haven’t done it before.
The Wiz actor Nipsey Russell has died. He was in The Wiz, was named Nipsey, and never married. You do the math.