Out There: Miss Bamboo 2006

• The first queen who can name all three gold Village People singles will score a pair of tickets to Sodom: The Musical and entrance to the opening night party at an undisclosed space in NYC’s East Village. Email us here.

Miss Bamboo

• We told you how much we loved Oklahoma before. After seeing the new Miss Bamboo we may have changed our minds.

Madonna is performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards tomorrow. Ready your TiVo, girls.

• We too like to “imagine the effects of an openly gay NASCAR driver.” And usually those thoughts involve being pinned down in his back seat.

• Spokane mayor wishes he had never gone online. We only say that when sent fake pics.