It looks like Paris Hilton booked a night with the lesbians at last night’s The L-Word premiere.
Homo-journo Marc Malkin braved the babe fest and reports his eye-witness accounts of Hilton and sex bomb actress Katherine Moennig making like trees together:
The hotel heiress was dressed in a black and tan minidress, black stockings and pumps, and she wore a black bob wig and hat.
She quickly squeezed herself into the middle of a banquette with Moennig and about eight other women and a couple of guys. Hilton and Moennig whispered to each other, wrapped their arms around each other, did shots, smoked cigarettes and took photos.
At one point, Ms. Hilton hiked her dress up to her waist and lifted her right leg into the air. She also changed hats, ditching the black one for a gray woolly number. And of course, Hilton entertained the crowd with some of her trademark dancing atop the banquette.
At about 10 p.m., Hilton and Moennig took off for lesbian night at the Falcon restaurant and lounge on Sunset Boulevard. āParis and Kate are here holding hands,ā an eyewitness emailed me at about 11:30 p.m.
Absolutely titillating. Some wonder, however, if that was in fact Paris Hilton or one of her many look-a-likes. We can no longer tell the difference between Hilton and her frightening franchise.
Malkin’s lady loving sources also claim Hilton chatted with producer Ilene Chaiken. Said party-goer, “Paris wants to be on the show.” That’s a terrible idea.
cara boo
For shits sake, NO!!!! She could ruin any show. And I loooooooooooovvvvvvvveeeee this one. Please go away Paris!
jetgirl
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Ilene, tell her NO and back away from the Paris. Don’t make any sudden movements. Forget about Kate. It’s too late for her. Save yourself!
face the facts
The l word already has a paris hilton. Her name is JENNY.
no way
It is insane to say that Jenny and Paris have anything in common. Obviously you’ve never seen the L Word.
face the facts
i’ve seen every episode at least twice from every season. i think they have similar attitudes (lately) and what about the dog? they are not the exact same person…obviously…but i do see similarities and i do not want either of them on the show. they both suck.
face the facts
you saw the season premiere right?
galacticstar
I kind of agree with you. They both need lots of attention, have a stupid dog, are totally spoiled and are both OUT OF CONTROL in many aspects. But then again, Jenny is way more of a bitch but a lot smarter and creative than Paris. Anyway, who cares. Jenny is doing enough damage as it is.
Briana
I HOPE THEY ARE TOGETHER…. WHo knows.. kate might be good for paris!
Toni-Jane
OMG….. Kate… Shes amazingly hot hot hot and Paris… … … Kate is way out of Paris’ league and you people know that if paris went onto the L word about 75% of the people who watch this show wouldnt watch it anymore… i cant live without the L word but if Paris Hilton went on it i would just have to… š It’s a very good amazing great show and it would just be ruined with her in it. I’m a lesbian and im only 15 and every 15 year old has a TV Show that they just adore and for me the L Word is that show… Please dont take that away from me and ruin it by putting her in it… I would like to keep watching the L word… Please Please Please… Everyone in the L word is already amazing we dont need anyone else!! š xx
KateMoennigFanGirl15
hey… you dont wanna put paris on the L word… she will not pass off as a good lesbian because if shes saying shes a lesbian now shes really… really… really… doing it for a publicity stunt!! Please dont put her in the L word… Im nearly 16 and Kate is my idol and i watch the L Word every day and could NOT cope with Paris in it… Please… I love kate loads shes amazing and yea i will shut up now going on and on haha š Just dont put paris in the L Word… and “face the facts” you have no idea what you’re talking about man kate does not suck!! I bet you couldnt act like she can!!! Pfft! š <3
jason
The L-Word has been crap from the beginning. Ilene Chaiken’s view of lesbians is pure garbage. It would be entirely appropriate to have Paris Hilton in the show, therefore.
emuu
nononono..Paris.. please leave my Kate alone… lol š