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Pastor James David Manning Doesn’t Need ‘Evidence’ To Know Oprah Is a Big Lez

Pastor James David Manning, the crackpot head preacher at ATLAH World Missionary Church in Harlem, has realized the power of web video. He’s attacked President Obama (some sort of CIA conspiracy theory). He’s explained why the Bible entitles him to call people faggots. And now he’s out to prove Oprah is a lesbian — not by any actual evidence, mind you, but by gut feelings.

Asking you to come to a conclusion “not through your reasoning ability” but through your spirituality or whatever, Manning revisits his (at least) three-year-old statement calling Oprah a “closet lesbian and a racist because she was a member of the Trinity United Church of Christ with [Pastor] Jeremiah Wright.” No, he hasn’t seen Oprah lay down with women, but through God-given “analytical skills” that don’t “always have to have empirical evidence,” Manning just knows it. The same way he knows Sarah Palin is a “closet racist.”

(To be fair, his claim that Glenn Beck learned how to cry on camera for ratings from Oprah is brilliant.)

Alas, this is territory we’ve covered before. In September Manning explained how he can tell if you’re gay just by looking at you.

On:           Nov 19, 2010
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    • David

      This ass-clown will eventually be arrested for committing a sadistic sex crime… probably against a child.

      Nov 19, 2010 at 9:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B

      “In September Manning explained how he can tell if you’re gay just by looking at you.”

      The only people with gaydar that good are gay, so it follows that Manning is …

      Nov 19, 2010 at 10:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RomanHans

      Well, I can tell when somebody is stupid, just by listening to what they say.

      Nov 19, 2010 at 11:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tinkerbell

      That guy looks like a homosexual-not gay, but a homosexual-the type who gets caught in bathroom-sex-sting-homosexual, all the while railing against gays. That’s what he looks like to me, a homosexual.

      Nov 20, 2010 at 12:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tim

      Ignorant Hamite!

      Nov 20, 2010 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveC

      These fucking Jesus-freaks.

      Nov 20, 2010 at 1:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MiKem

      These guys were foretold long ago:

      “Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.” – Jesus

      Nov 20, 2010 at 5:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Melanie

      How dare he!? What pisses me off the most is that he assumes that little boy that was molested long ago is gay! How in the FUCK can someone assume the child’s sexuality (whether or not they are adult now) by the actions of some adult commiting a crime against them? I can’t understand that. And this motherfucker has the NERVE to say he is a man of God? No I know what people of God look like. I’m one of them. And I’m in a loving relationship, not only with God, but with my beautiful wife Maria. I hate that these people tell me that my relationship is unholy when they talk disrespectfully about horrible things done to children.

      Nov 20, 2010 at 5:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gollygeegaygoy

      This is what religion does. It convinces people of limited intelligence that they have wisdom.

      Nov 22, 2010 at 6:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christineisalesbian

      Lol “lesbians can’t penetrate.” That’s hilarious

      Mar 22, 2014 at 1:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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