Yesterday, callous old coot Pat Robertson rose from a bog to let the world know that “love affairs between men and animals absolutely will be permitted.”
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Rambling and inchoate as ever, he warned viewers of his Christian Broadcasting Network show The 700 Club that “the Supreme court has ruled on so many things, and they’ve messed things up… They’ve come up with these strange rules… You watch what’s gonna happen now.”
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“They’ve said abortion is a constitutional right, homosexuality is a constitutional right, they’ve now said that homosexual marriage is a constitutional right. Watch what happens!”
Really getting into it, he blares, “Love affairs between men and animals will absolutely be permitted. Polygamy without question is going to be permitted.” (Polygamy Without Question is a pretty good name for a band.)
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“Relationships with children?” excitedly chirps co-host Terry Meeuwsen, goading him on. “There have been groups that have been trying to push that for a long time.”
“The problem is,” Pat Robertson croaked, “the people can’t move any longer, their elected officials can’t make any decisions.”
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You can watch the whole thing below. But don’t.
Adam Shift Change Hrincevich
Poor, poor senile man.
Dennis C. McGrath
Yeah. Kinsey noted than boy – beast hookups were pretty common down on the farm. Where did pat grow up – brooklyn?
Giancarlo85
LOL. This old bag again? I thought he died a few years ago… along with Harold Camping. Funny how his predictions all turn out to be the opposite. Like the one about hurricanes.
Tony Chaplinski
he is not nor has he ever been relevant. just go away
Jerry Hogsett
He’s hoping so, in any case.
Christopher Hayward
Nope, no, no way Pat.
Dennis C. McGrath
I can’t stop myself. Beastiality love songs
Sweet embracable ewe
Something in the way she moooooos
Gorilla my dreams
Et eceteta
Tracy Claycomb Muth
Why do people listen to this lunatic?
Bob LaBlah
Way to go, Pat. You should fall down on your hands and knees and thank god for gay blogs. Without them you would have been long forgotten.
Victor Martinez
I wonder if he’s in love with his dog?
Hector Pagan
Wth wat a sick old man !!ð??·ð??¡just leave â??bye Felicia
Londale Foster
This Gay Man will see Heaven before that Old “Christian” Loser!!
Glücklich
Something of interest to Pat if he can remember to check it out:
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/dementia/basics/treatment/con-20034399
@Bob LaBlah:
Right? Pat used to have a sidekick with a great, thoroughly Southern name, Rexella. If I ever own a car or pet again, that’s her name. Rexella.
Glücklich
@Tracy Claycomb Muth:
For shits and giggles.
Glücklich
@Dennis C. McGrath:
The way you loon tonight.
Remember the band Three Dog Night? Yowza!
Wayne R Howard-williams
Does America Have mental health units? Because if they do they need to check this idiot’s room as I think he may of escaped.
Chris L. Reynolds
What does He know about this?and why does he need to talk about this? He’s a Jackass, so,that means his wife is married to a Mule?if he’s correct!
Roger E Tedder
And this, boys and girls, is what senility looks like!
Robert Becker
I used to get upset by comments like this. I’ve heard these things from Falwell, Swaggart, Robertson, Tony Perkins and way too many others to list. They say controversial things to raise money, and to be noticed.
Just recently, Jimmy Carter, a life long Southern Baptist left his church because of statements like this. President Carter has good company as church attendance is down 20% nationwide. The majority of the decline is from the fundamentalist Evangelical churches. There Is a correlation here.
As membership declines, as people are turned off by the hateful rhetoric, these Ministers will be causing their own demise… and blaming the Gays for that too.
deboomz
@derek de koff–why do you guys keep posting stuff by this asshole? aren’t there better things that are going on in the world of gay news than to constantly hear more about everyone who hates us and thinks that we’re freaks?
Michael C McManus
Crazy and sick!
Lotta Yadayada
He screws his poodle. so this is important to him….
Rick Whittles
Has senility set in? This individual is so ridiculously STUPID…he is laughable! It must a fantasy of his…….beasiality
Kevin Davis
This obsession that conservatives christians/republicans have with people having sex with animals is what is know as projection
Ladbrook
Keep it up, Pat… the more you talk, the easier my life gets. Even my most conservative Bible-thumping acquaintances think you’re a stroke-addled nut in need of a straight jacket and a padded cell. Thanks!
What really strikes me as odd is that the people who prop this guy up every day (his son, his producers, his money men) still think he’s actually helping the “cause.” He’s destroying it! He, and others like him (hello Bryan Fischer and Franklin Graham) have actually made the LGBT message of equality gain acceptance at a rate that no one thought possible. So again, Thanks Haters!!
Silver Veloz
If that’s what he wants to do , let him. He’s out of touch with the real world.
Kenneth Bidstrup Bruun
Old fart…. ð??¨
Carlos Zuniga
He must have his eyes on a heifer!
Jerry Payney
what a dumb Ass.
Dominic Mancuso
Raúl Hernández
This idiot again
James Dauria
and you will be the first in line Pat!
Kelvin Johnson
So ole Pat is running a old senile hotline,he just keeps coming up with more and more insane BS.They really need to stop plugging him in at night…
Bobby Rosenthal
Why hasn’t this insane geezer croaked already? Sheesh…
Christopher Leiva
This guy is hilarious. What a joke.
Gary Franklyn Mosby
again if he ain’t fucking his dog… Why does he care? Don’t worried about my salvation. Don’t worry I’m not with any animals either.
Michael Martinez
I so wish Pat would stop obsessing about doing it with animals. Its kind of creepy. Just because he wants to do that, doesn’t mean every closet case on the planet wants to bottom for random animals.
Hank Trout
Nothing to see here, folks, just the Crypt-Keeper airing his sexual fantasies. Move along.
Jim Platt
That must have made his little distorted heart happy….grin
K Patrick McCarthy
Chris Cunningham
Humans are animals, so we already have love affairs with animals, ourselves.
However, I know what he’s referring to and it’s the same old stupid argument.
Michael Haynes
Really Queen? Bestiality has been around long before Same Sex marriages stop pandering and peddling your fear on people.
William Howell
Old coot.
William Bryant Jacobs
Please die already!
Matthew Sirvent
Why isn’t he dead yet!?
jwtraveler
This would be laughable if it weren’t for the fact that there are millions of idiots in this country who believe the garbage that comes out of his mouth.
Gee Rosato
This man is an asshole
Mark Angstman
This is his wish list.
Michael Davy
So sad. Overdue for the home.
Kevin Elsasser
He seems to worry about this an awful lot. What goes on in that mind of his?
Major D. Easthagen III
Anyone following this guy and watching his show is part of the problem not part of a solution – it’s a sickness that they are watching him…stop watching hi and he goes away it’s just that simple
Harry Held
I used to like him when I was younger. He needs to get off the air. He is only helping to create hate among people now. His days of spready love seem to be over.
Shirley White
As long as that is what HE wants! Sure he can have it!
Hana Chan
sounds lke he really wants it to be so
aliengod
Why get mad at this senile old man? He’s a constant source of humor.
Robert D. Dittbenner
Self righteous AssHole
Christopher Sawyer
Go shrivel up and die.
James Frost
Go die already old man.
Travis Merrill
He is so stupid…
Gena Wood
Just like you and your sheep fuckface
Donald Jecker
1. What a PERVERT !!!!
2. It’s already been legal in some states (Like TX) for years.
Arcamenel
Pat Robertson is a hot mess.
Michael Jestila
well he has a love affair with an invisible male god…..
Nelson Kaiowá
Most men are animals anyway.
Derek Perron
Ugh. Why hasn’t this guy had a stroke yet.
Robert Holgate
Complete nut job. We are learning what his secret desires are. Not interested!
Ajiesh Thuvanoor Kayi
He looks reptilian !
Paula Conley
This man is a flippin’ idiot!!! Why do ppl even listen to him!
Patrick Laney
Which one is he because he talks just like a Jack Ass!
Melissa McCullough
I said it before but this man needs to be in a nursing home! Preferably the dementia ward
David Smith
were the hell has he been that has been going on fore ever
Richard Lee Zweiben Klein
Such a sick pervert. Die already. Please!!
Richard Lee Zweiben Klein
That’s him all right.
Maggie Shields Sullivan
All I want to hear out of you is “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Go take a loooooong nap……
Robert Zakem
Well I love my dog but we’re not ready to get married.
Josh447
Men can already marry animals. It’s pretty obvious his wife married a pig.
Ralph Vendegna
Thats what he must be doing after his show airs.
Douglas McLoughlin
Such a monkey you old Pat
Bill Mountrey
Sounds like he his really really in love with his pets….and can’t wait to bed them.
Jimmy Lee
Um has he been to Kansas? Those farm boys have been fucking their herds for centuries… next!!
Brian Watson
Why are religious nuts so obsessed with having sex with their pets. I don’t get it.
Eddie Dillingham
Retire you old senile fake bastard
PARKAVMAN
SOS Same old shit. Doesn’t he remember he has said this before? Does he have nothing new or is forgetting what he has said in his Dementia?
omacdonald
@Josh447: That’s an insult to pigs.
Not sure what part of consensual do these idiot right-wingers do not understand? One cannot marry an animal because there is no consent. Same for underage or their other whacked out worries. As for polygamy, hey whatever floats your boat as long as all parties consent and as long as they do not incur additional need for government/community financial support.
Daniel Alvarado
well skeletors desire to have sex with animals is showing
Kevin J Desmond
Pat Robertson … take your meds NOW !!!!!
GayEGO
My! Pat Robertson is revealing his hopeful desire to have intercourse with animals and doesn’t know it. He apparently does not know about the word – consent which as far as I know, animals have not expressed their desire to consent to having intercourse with a human.
Luis H. Lopez
Pats sexual fantasy !
Niko Graff
Just ask his wife
Michael Cavalier
I wonder; does he masturbate while entertaining these twisted fantasies?
TheBigOne
One has to wonder what type of animal Pat is getting ready to get humped by.
My guess would be a horse.
Travis Zepp
Jerry Green
Oh Lord! That man is C..R..A..Z..Y! He must make the sheep nervous. What an idiot. 🙁
David Scrivens
Just wishful thinking on your part old man. What self respecting animal would take you on anyway.
Anthony Vetters
What a stupid old old stupid fool this asswipe is
Kevin Nichols
hey pat the straights are already fucking sheep in wales…..http://b1039.com/2015/07/20/3-farmers-arrested-in-wales-for-running/
Kirk Montrealer
Then he better stop having sex with animals
Curty
Consenting adults should be able to marry another consenting adult. Animals and children can’t consent dumb ass. And I think a lot of people would fight tooth and nail like I would if society made that ok, law. The fact is those sick things are happening now and is permitted in some fringe groups and that is a problem. What Pat and other ignoramus don’t understand is that homosexuality has nothing to do with sex with animals and children. To equate those 3 together is pure ignorance and bigotry. Oh BTW, most people who does those things, live heterosexual lives. Most child molesters, most people who sleep with animals affront or are straight. Just saying.
Donald MacMelville
WR N Russell Dillow
May god help him and his addled brain
WEBOne
Ok you senile old con man… We told you before – If you can find an Ovcharka of legal age (21 in most states), who will give you verifiable consent, who can fill out and sign the application and can say “I DO” and sign the license at the ceremony…. Take it to a judge and see where it goes… Until then, we don’t want to hear about anymore of your fantasies about the large breed dogs you want to marry and have rough sex with.
SteveDenver
JUST DIE ALREADY!
Rick Wetzler
PATHETIC!!
Bob LaBlah
@Glücklich: I don’t know if you remember this incident but back in the late 1980’s Rev. Jimmy Swaggart had an embarrassing tryst with a prostitute that produced this famous character. I love his southern accent and near perfect portrayal of the hypocritical bastard Swaggart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KyZoL8n8q8
Patrick C Arnone
This man is obsessed with sex !
John Wadsworth
Its his pet llama, they have had a thing for years.
tsginamarieva
Robertson’s litany of dire predictions sounds more like his personal bucket list than it does a worst case scenario shopping list. And I hate to break the news to Pat, but bestiality has been legal in many states all along. In some places, it’s covered under animal cruelty statutes, in others it’s perfectly legal. Same as marrying one’s cousin is A-Okay, Joe, in many locales across the fruited plain.
Kathukid
Judging from Pat Robertson’s intelligence, I would venture to say that his mother may have been the first to try it.
Chris Vogel
Seems to be a pattern: straight male religious conservatives are obsessed with bestiality. They often talk about wanting to marry farm animals (horses figure largely, but also other barnyard creatures such as cattle and swine are, apparently, very attractive to them). I guess they can’t tell the difference. Mind you, being a religious conservative does significantly stunt their capacity for critical thinking.
Avery Alvarez
What is he talking about?
It’s already legal to get married to a straight, christian, conservative, homophobic male?
Tod Peddie
It seems to me that he should know, having been the product of a human and swine.
Scott Haltom
I am surprised he hasn’t said bad things about plants since they are asexual.
M J Martinez Crogan
you can let Pat know how much he LOVES his gay sex on Twitter https://twitter.com/PatRobertsonTV
Lindy-Lou Nicholson
They already are in some states…..and years before gay marriage. Open your law books before you open your mouth.
Dan J Feltman
I just wonder if he is speaking from personal experience or just telling the world what he day dreams about.
Realitycheck
The man needs a huge enema and a long long rest in a lovely grave yard!
Finrod
I’m glad that Pat is standing up for those of us who haven’t had much success dating members of our own species. I’m updating my profile on Felindr. Mister Fluffytail, here I cum.
Glücklich
@Bob LaBlah:
I do remember there was a scandal but the particulars escape me. I was a mere little child in the early and mid 80’s.
Wasn’t there another high-profile televangelist of the same era who had a male hooker scandal?
Rochelle Flores
He wishes…
Irene Kennedy
Go back to sleep Robertson!!!!
Craig Shapiro
Who puts beastiality on the table? Is this more government propaganda to distract US from the crucial issues at hand? This has been a fact of humanity since the beginning. Making a law to protect that . . . ABSURD! Somehow i don’t believe that the animals would fair well, they’ll be sex slaves. Whats next, necrophilia. Perhaps not to offend Muslims we’ll legalize pedophiles and rapists, it is what there into. Are we being set up to be victimized by demoralizing American values to justify Muslims desire to annihilate US. Or are we just being distracted so we don’t see IT coming at US?
darian
Ole Patricia should stop worrying about gays and start worrying about the reaper.
mcflyer54
The only way this senile old fool gets any attention is by purchasing time on low rated local television stations to air his program. And, even after paying for the air time, the stations run a disclaimer that the thoughts and ideas presented on the program are not those of the station or its management.. Basically what they are saying is “we’ll gladly take this old gasbag’s money even though we know he’s full of crap”. Robertson is never going to die – God doesn’t want the hate filled bigoted moron and the Devil won’t take him because he doesn’t want the competition.
OhHellNo
“Before you go out on that field, remember, them sheep are liars.”
Wil Chaney
So can I call Pat’s mother a bitch, because she raised a dog!
Wesley Foreman
Steve George
At least he will then be able to get a date.
Barry Shatswell
I don’t know anyone who even remotely admits that he is credible or even relevant anymore. He’s a sad clown.
DC Sheehan
No German Shepherd wants you, Pat, so stop hoping.
Brian Mitchell Brody
I am very sure his mother already did
Glücklich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0xN0o28D2M
Greg Rowland
Is it me, or is this old perv unnaturally interested in sex?
Charles R Morris
What a mentally challenged man…he is nowhere close to being a Christian or a man of God….
Cesar Fortun
Must be dementia.
KerryB
From the look of those ears, his father already had sex with a bat.
Captain Obvious
Cool I’ll marry my cat. #lovewinsagain
Why does anyone even take this stuff seriously? Just post pics of yourself kissing your pet(s) all over the internet and drive these creepers into cardiac arrest.
Mark42091
This may is a crazy old fart.
john.k
I remember once reading of a court case in England sometime in the late 1800s. A farmer was accused of having sex with a cow. A witness was being questioned by the prosecuting barrister and it went something like this –
Counsel: Did you see the accused on the morning of the 24th?
Witness: yes
Counsel: and what was he doing?
Witness: well he was doing s things with a cow.
Counsel: what sort of things?
Witness: well … he was having sex with the cow.
Counsel: and what did you say when you saw this appalling spectacle?
Witness: I said “good morning George”.
1EqualityUSA
“Rose from the bog”—love it
“Stroke-addled” —-wow, wince-worthy
“Animals and children can’t consent, dumbass” —True
Glücklich
@Glücklich:
My mistake. Rexella is on a different program with a different televangelist. Still a great name, though.
1EqualityUSA
“Rexella” is fun. It’s to your credit that you don’t know which thumper owned her.
Glücklich
@1EqualityUSA:
Thanks, though research shows Rexella isn’t even Southern. She’s from Michigan or Ohio or somewhere in that neighborhood. I just assume all televangelists are Southern. Pretty enough woman but nuttier than a fruitcake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-z1Cp3TciA
1EqualityUSA
Wow. A rapture freaker with “fly-away hair”, no less. I could see a long haired Dachshund named that…you, Sir, are on to something.