Sam Smith has an impressive six number one singles in the UK. He’s known around the world for his distinct crooning. He has an Oscar!
But there’s one thing you may not know about Sam — he’s a “dick monster.”
You read that correctly.
And if the idea of Sam Smith as a “dick monster” makes you crinkle your nose and go “huh?”, well you are not alone.
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In fact, you’re in good company. Patti Labelle doesn’t get it either.
Appearing on Andy Cohen‘s Watch What Happens Live, Smith was asked by a caller what his tagline would be if he was a cast member of Real Housewives. Is this what keeps people up at night?
“I think mine would just be, ‘I’m a dick monster’!” he exclaimed.
Laughter ensued, but fellow guest Patti LaBelle looked notably befuddled. Us too, Patti, us too.
Cohen, ever the hard-hitting journalist, went in for a followup to get an explanation:
“It’s what me and my best friends say. You just, like, hunt for the dick,” Sam said.
Patti let out a tension-breaking “Whooo!”, and the world kept turning.
Watch below:
You’ll also notice at the end of the clip, someone at the sound board played a sample of Patti asking “Where’s my background singers?”
If you aren’t familiar with this pop culture masterpiece, well, Merry F-ing Christmas:
Kangol
That was a hilarious moment. More power to Sam Smith too. He clearly likes d!ck and “hunts” for it.
He BGB
I don’t go shopping for love, said Patti in the 80s. I love that song!
Bradsman
Written by the late, great Peter Allen.
ChicagoSteve
Oh my! That made my day! I had never seen the “where my background singers” clip before! Poor Patty! I bet she went total supreme Diva on the cue card guy!
silveroracle
That was embarrassing.
dwes09
You should check out Smith’s appearance on Carpool Karaoke. He is hilarious and quite endearing. And the way he gushes like a teen fangirl when Fifth Harmony get in the car (he’s a huge celebrity everywhere and they are youtube stars, though very very good) is wonderful.
He is totally comfortable with himself which is always great to see.
Mykey
Patti Labelle looks amazing, as for Andy, I’ve never got him, looks like one of those fake, hollywood celebs who only make friends with you if you are rich and famous, so lame!
talktalktalk
i hate sam smith
talktalktalk
this guy is so ugly and so dumb he thought he was the first gay to win an oscar
Curtispsf
Well, at least it wasn’t Diana Ross elbowing Cyndy Birdsong to the back of the stage.