Patti LaBelle’s No “Fishy” Lesbian

American singer Patti LaBelle sure does have a way with words – and a myopic understanding of vaginal hygiene: “When I got my divorce, the women jumped on me like white on rice! I said, ‘Look, I ain’t ever did fish, I don’t intend to do fish so leave me alone.'”

What would Eve Ensler say?!*