Pentagon to Release DADT Survey A Whole Day Early So Senators Have Some Thanksgiving Reading

Defense Sec. Robert Gates has caved to homosexual pressure and will now release the results of the Pentagon’s DADT study a whole day early. That means senators will be able to read about whether troops are scared of showering with known fagalas on Nov. 30, instead of Dec. 1, so they can weigh in on repeal before they adjourn for the Thanksgiving holiday. Because what senators really want to do before they go on recess is read 300 pages about you people.

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  • Daez

    If history is any indication….

    Republicans don’t read they just bitch about how long the book is…

    See “Obamacare!”

  • the crustybastard


  • reason

    @Daez: Absolutely, I recall McCain slapping the bill with his hand, Cantor lugging it around as a prop and crying about how big it was. It was lost on them that that is what intellectual work looks like.

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