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People can’t stop talking about Donald Trump’s tiny nether regions and it’s grossing us out

In case you haven’t heard, Donald Trump kicked off the new year by taunting Kim Jong Un with a “mine is bigger than yours” schoolyard tweet regarding the country’s nuclear weapons:

2018 is looking up, folks!

It’s already being labeled as “the nuclear war tweet heard all around the world.” Who knows what sort of horrible and deadly implications it may or may not have in the future, but in the meantime, it has inspired a fair amount of small penis jokes at the president’s expense since, let’s be honest, that’s what this feud has always been about at its rotten core.

Ladies and gentlemen, the tweets…

Even Cher got in on the action…

Related: We’re not even a week into the new year and Melania Trump has already been memed