You likely a video circulating this week in which very stable genius Donald Trump, who aced his incredibly challenging mental acuity test, gave a bipartisan speech about conservation at the White House, a topic which is obviously near and dear to his heart.
You know, seeing as he’s rolled back regulations making it easier for corporations to pollute and all.
But the moment that got the instant replay treatment came when the president tried to say “Yosemite.” Yeah, as in arguably the nation’s most famous national park.
Here it is if you didn’t catch it:
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President Trump speaks about Yosemite and the Grand Canyon in remarks about national parks https://t.co/Nj065CIsxp pic.twitter.com/HNeydMT9BJ
— CBS News (@CBSNews) August 4, 2020
And naturally, folks have a whole lot to say about it.
Beginning with this truth-is-stranger than fiction tie-in to an old episode of Married with Children:
Here is the clip from Married With Children about Yo-Semite…with an added little bonus. #yosemite #trump #YoSemites pic.twitter.com/njp2JEBvCO
— Raphael Davis (@RaphaelDavis205) August 5, 2020
But the mockery didn’t stop there:
Not sure who needs to know this but…#YoSemites pic.twitter.com/qKPbLNOxV2
— Dis Infect (@dis_infect) August 4, 2020
Watching Trump’s brain tryin to squeeze out the word “Yosemite” #YoSemites pic.twitter.com/RnItxZVkpt
— Hello Pistol (@pistol88) August 5, 2020
“Yo Semites!” – Me when I call my dad and brother on the phone. #YoSemites pic.twitter.com/OTuXzWsqZ5
— Mark Arum (@MarkArum) August 4, 2020
Makes you wonder how he ever managed Sequoia……#YoSemites#TrumpIsALaughingStock pic.twitter.com/ZEnqe8iFOt
— kalikrome (@Kalikrome) August 5, 2020
Yosemite! ? pic.twitter.com/29JvUii4wY
— Dion (@Noid68) August 6, 2020
This Yosemite thing is sticking with me.
How could you be 70-something years old and never see that word in writing?
He’s never even heard of “Yosemite Sam”?
And why is he so slurred in general.
What were those graphs?
So, so, so bizarre. pic.twitter.com/FgLU4479ip
— Nate McMurray for Congress 2020 (@Nate_McMurray) August 6, 2020
Yo Semites! Fellow He-Bros! Let's vote this meshugenah out of office this November. Too much mishigas going on for this country. Stop your kvetching and get your whole mishpocha out to cast their ballot for Joe Biden!
Enough with this yutz! He's aberbudle!#yosemites #Biden2020
— thehoch (@hochalicious) August 4, 2020
I guess this is how Trump greets Kushner and family#yosemites pic.twitter.com/w4bOMgAVyn
— AZ wanderer (@az_wanderer) August 4, 2020
Enjoy the beautiful #YoSemites taken a few weeks ago on my vacation pic.twitter.com/CWoq5ND7iw
— TheRealDlo (@TheRealDlo22) August 5, 2020
Cam
One important thing that media seems to be leaving out. People’s doctors only has them to take that mental acuity test if the doctor sees signs of dementia or Alzheimers.
The real question Trump should be asked is, “Why did your doctors think you needed this test?”.
TomG
Trump’s uneducated supporters think it is a normal test for the aged, even though it is not.
Creamsicle
There’s definitely someone at the White House who thinks back fondly on the days when we were just making fun of Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, and ridiculing her as a proxy for her ridiculous boss.
We had no idea how much more of a global embarrassment it would be for a president to act like a sun-setting rodeo clown week after week. I seriously still think Trump is a foreign agent, because it’s like he’s trying to divorce the presidency from all possible dignity and authority and taint the office forever.
TomG
Russia and Putin did say they would take down our nation without firing a shot, and they have Trump doing it for them.
funpitt412
Maybe if Biden leaves his basement they can test him..
TomG
No need to, Biden is SANE, quite the opposite of your “savior” Trump.
Cam
Sorry, you’re mixed up with Trump hiding in his bunker.
Terrycloth
The way Agent Orange reads , all I hear is Charlie Brown’s teacher “wah wah wah wah “..mr. monotone .my nephew can say that and hes 4
TomG
Considering, as MOST of us already know, that Trump is functionally illiterate, he did a very good job of semi-memorizing his speech making it look as though he is reading it. And when he actually had to read, like with Yosemite, it was really challenging for him to pull it off without everyone being aware that he reads poorly.It explains a lot, including why he someone take his SAT’s for him, and that his Dad bought his “degrees” with donations to schools with Trump having to learn anything.
funpitt412
Yesterday when Errol Barnett asked if Joe Biden was ever tested for “cognitive decline,” Biden dodged the question by asking the black reporter whether or not he took a drug test before participating in the panel.
“That’s like saying before you got on this program did you take a test where you’re taking cocaine or not huh? Are you a junkie?” Biden said while laughing.
BIDEN THE TRUE RACIST!
Kangol2
Person funpitt donthecon republicants racist!
Coruna2018
Funpitt412- Paid for by Trump/Pence 2020. Donald Trump approves of the statement you made.
funpitt412
Google it! It’s all there word-for-word from CBS news. Unless you are implying CBS news is now a “Log Cabin” network.
MISTERJETT
LYING RACIST DUMMY!!!!! WE DESERVE BETTER.
CityguyUSA
He’s rappin’ the word “semite”.
The real Bruce
And how can you see “Old Faithful” bursting forth from the Grand Canyon? Oh Donald, oh your writers, OH BROTHER!
JB
What does “You likely a video” mean in the first sentence? Doesn’t make sense.
Gay Thomas
From the magnificent, towering, Yo-semite sequoias to the revered temples of Thighland, the world knows Dotard is a moron.
If he was any dumber, he’d have to be watered.
UPenn grads, you share a degree with this stupid clown. Think about that.