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People Take Their Sports Seriously

Another reason why we don’t follow football:

A man wearing a Texas Longhorns T-shirt walked into a bar in Oklahoma City, touching off a bloody skirmish that left him nearly castrated…

According to police, 32-year-old Texas fan Brian Christopher Thomas walked into Henry Hudson’s Pub on June 17 wearing a Longhorns T-shirt and quickly became the focus of football ”trash talk” from another regular, 53-year-old Oklahoma fan Allen Michael Beckett.

Thomas told police that when he decided to leave and went to the bar to pay his tab, Beckett grabbed him in the crotch, pulled him to the ground and wouldn’t let go, even as bar patrons tried to break it up.

Oh, dear god, why?!