Perez Hilton: A Cautionary Tale

This pains us. Really, it does. The video that we are bringing to you (after the jump) contains disturbing images of a disgusting sloth making out with his dog and farting on camera.

Seems Perez Hilton had a little too much champagne at last night’s VMAs and felt the urge to ramble about his thoughts. Also, he got a little too excited about Jordin Sparks and lets out a gas explosion.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you shouldn’t drink and vlog.