Perez Hilton Lies To Thousands On Manhunt

It’s well known on the Internet that gossip blogger Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira) is pulling a Single White Female on Paris Hilton, first befriending her, then idolizing her, only to try and assume her identity by wearing a wig and going down on her boyfriend. He has now gone one step further in becoming Ms. Hilton by flopping his privates all over the Internet.

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Yes, Perez Hilton has an active Manhunt profile, but the intrigue doesn’t stop there. He is trying to fool poor, unsuspecting Manhunt members into believing that this:

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is actually this:

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and that his manhood, which you can see after the jump [NSFW], is “8 inches.” For someone with his finger on the pulse of “all media,” we find this all shockingly out of date.

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This photo is so old it’s in black and white.