For those of you who’ve been following Perez Hilton‘s romantic life (or lack thereof), the 39-year-old blogger has been rather unlucky in love lately.
In January, Hilton decided to make a concerted effort to put himself out there. He updated his dating profile and began letting the world know he’s single and ready to mingle.
Unfortunately, the world doesn’t seem interested in mingling with him.
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In a new vlog, Hilton laments about being dumped “in the worst way” by a guy with whom he thought he had a great connection.
Evidently, he thought wrong.
“In the beginning of date number six, our last date,” Hilton says, “before we went out on the date, he said he just wanted to be friends.”
He continues, “You don’t tell someone you want to break up with them or stop seeing them when you are sitting down to have dinner together!”
To add insult to insult to injury, they were supposed to go to a comedy show after dinner. (Obviously, they never made it.)
Hilton says he would have preferred if the guy had just texted him after the date, rather than confront him directly to his face while they were sitting in a restaurant.
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“You don’t need to dump somebody over dinner,” Hilton laments. “If you’re gonna dump somebody and you want to do it in person, do it in person and in private. Don’t do it in public!”
Perez Hilton whining about being publicly humiliated… The irony is so thick it’s almost palpable.
Watch Hilton rant below. Or don’t.
leobaga
What dating site matches up Frankenstein headed creepers?
Juanjo
The one where you have your listing.
DCguy
Actually that guy had both the balls and the respect to tell Perez to his face rather than being a coward and passive like Perez would have.
Bromancer7
Exactly. If he had done it by text or email, poor Mario would have gone on a rant about how this guy wasn’t man enough to do it to his face.
tham
I can see why he dumped him…
I mean, he’s advocating people to text dump after a date? Well, that would mean he’d have to go on a full date then…
chris33133
Back in my day, we gave props to the guy who told someone, to his face, that things weren’t working and we gave grief to the one who texted you or, worse yet, didn’t answer your calls. The fact that the guy did this in a public place is right out of the old play book: do it where things can’t get out of hand.
But Perez Hilton’s saying he prefers being dumped by text. Have things really changed that much; or is he just that clueless that the guy was showing him some respect?
Aires the Ram
He was clueless that the guy was being a real man and showing him respect. That is much more than Hilton would’ve done if the tables had been turned.
Paco
“Hilton says he would have preferred if the guy had just texted him after the date, rather than confront him directly to his face while they were sitting in a restaurant.”
Miss Manners would disagree with Miss Hilton. Texting a break up is rude, impersonal, and cowardly.
JaredMacBride
Don’t know which is worse: dating Hilton or being friends with him.
Tête Carrée
So you’ve done both?
Lacuevaman
good one
paully
He is super annoying.
Bob LaBlah
Queerty, were I you I wouldn’t print anything about him for less than $1k per pop. This guy is begging for attention and no one pays attention to him but you it seems. The ball is in your court and I say make him pay (that is if your smart). That Frankensteinian head of his is a bit much to look at even if the lights were out.
DCguy
Your comment is so cynical…….and it’s awesome.
jd.cali
Yes… he is so embarrassed that he needs to blog about it. Yawn
Malibu Eric
Isn’t his 15 minutes of loathsome celebrity over yet? Thoughts & prayers he just slithers away for good.
dean089
Oh, boo hoo. Here’s a guy whose entire career has been based on insulting people and treating everyone with the utmost disrespect. And now we’re finally seeing the lonely, self-pitying troll that we always suspected was there. Good riddance!
Aires the Ram
Don’t worry, he’s soon entering his 40’s, where the guys he lusts for will look straight through him, ignore him, and consider him irrelevant due to his aging looks, and his attitude. Hilton won’t be able to handle that. Just wait until he turns 50!! As they say, “What goes around, comes around”.
OzJosh
A man who makes a living by publicly humiliating others now decries being publicly humiliated. Fuck off.
Greg
He has kids? Yikes.
Bob LaBlah
How much are you willing to bet the mother thought she was going to live the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous only to discover she picked the wrong door and got zonked instead. lol lol
Mike_M
Karma is a serious bitch. All those times you giggled over being hurtful to someone are now coming back to bite you hard and leave visible marks. Maybe, just maybe you’ll learn to be less self-important and more likeable. Tat guy owed Hilton nothing but the truth and he delivered it, in spades.
StupidBoy
Is it just me, or does he look like a younger Ron Perlman? (Although, I realize Ron Perlman is talented.)
StupidBoy
I hear Milo Yiannopoulos in need of a job. Maybe he can make an alt-right gay channel with Perez.
o.codone
Yeah, you put your finger on it. It’s the Frankenstein head. The guy is a nothing and should never have come out from behind his vlog/blog and made himself a celebrity. He’s got nothing to offer, and most people just kinda hate him. Who would date this guy? He’s another Hollywood silly girl. Ugh.
amigay
Who the fk cares what’s going on in this dude’s life?
Lacuevaman
amen…. another attention-whore jonesing out….
Xtian99
“Hilton says he would have preferred if the guy had just texted him after the date, rather than confront him directly to his face.” – oh, so this mongoloid mean queen would have preferred someone more like himself, someone who does not do “direct” but hides behind a keyboards… if only Hilton wanted all the folks he has been terrible to “confront him directly to his face”
karma is a bitch
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