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Philadelphia Archbishop Justin Rigali Suspends 21 Priests For Being Possible Disgusting Monsters

It looks like the Archdiocese of Philadelphia’s investigation into some 37 clergy accused of sexual molestation and naughty kiddy deeds, such as attempting to cover up the crimes, which current Archbishop Cardinal Justin Rigali and his predecessor Cardinal Anthony Bevilacqua were accused of, has turned up some roadkill: 21 priests have been suspended in “the single-most sweeping in the history of the sexual-abuse scandal in the Roman Catholic Church in the United States.” Unsurprisingly, the always-opaque church refused to say which of its 21 clergy have been pulled from active duty. But certainly Rigali, who’s a named defendant in a suit against the church, didn’t suspend himself.