PHOTO: Santa Balloon At Thanksgiving Day Parade Wants It—Bad!

PHOTO: Today, hundreds of thousands of people will cram onto the sidewalk to see the giant balloons that float along at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York. But last night, along 81st Street, the balloons got inflated for their legendary profession—including this apparent power-bottom Santa Claus who is just gagging for it.

But seriously, when did Thanksgiving turn into a Pride parade?