PHOTOS: 12 Straight Celebs We’d Die To See Lock Lips Together

GQ Germany has paired up 13 straight celebrities to make out with each other in an effort to combat the wave of homophobia sweeping across Russia. The campaign is called “Gentlemen Against Homophobia.”

This got us thinking about straight celebrities we’d like to see lock lips together (for a similar campaign, of course). Of course, the list could go on and on (and on and on), but for the sake of our bandwidth we’ve narrowed it down to just 12.

Check out our selection of gentlemen below.

George Clooney and Idris Elba

George Clooney and Idris Elba are two of the biggest dream boats in Hollywood. Just thinking about them swapping spit has us all hot and bothered. We’re almost not sure if we could handle it, actually. We might implode with ecstasy.

Jon Hamm and Ben Affleck

We’d love to see Jon Hamm and Ben Affleck make out together. They practically did during the 2010 Venice Film Festival when they were photographed with their faces in dangerously close proximity to one another. Come on, guys. Quit teasing. Give us a show.

Zac Efron and Taylor Lautner

Teen heartthrobs Zac Efron and Taylor Lautner can do no wrong in our book. We’d pay good money to see them stick their tongues down each another’s throat. And even more if they did it shirtless. Quick! Somebody launch a Kickstarter campaign and see if we can make this happen.

James Van Der Beek and Joshua Jackson

Just to please our 15-year-old selves, we think a kiss between James Van Der Beek and Joshua Jackson (AKA Dawson and Pacey) is needed. They could hit the creek in Joey’s rowboat and smooch under the setting sun with Paula Cole’s I Don’t Want To Wait playing softly in the background. It would be so, so… satisfying.

Lenny Kravitz and Ben Haggerty (AKA Macklemore)

Singer-turned-actor Lenny Kravitz is like a fine wine. He just gets better with age. We’d kill to see him engage in a lip lock with Same Love rapper Ben Haggerty. Then afterwards they could sing a song together. Or maybe do a mashup. Justify My Same Love, anyone?

Jake Gyllenhaal and Channing Tatum

Of course, we had to include Jake Gyllenhaal and Channing Tatum on our list. These two are so delicious they don’t even have to make out to appease us. They could just look longingly into one another’s eyes or caress each other in a loving way (shirtless, of course) and that would be enough for us.

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  • Caleb in SC

    If Jake Gyllenhaal and Channing Tatum were to get together, the world would end as we know it. Too hot!

  • TomMc

    Well done Mr. Gremore (and great images). I’m a tad disappointed, though, that you didn’t suggest something along the lines of locking the dozen of them up overnight in a swanky room with a load of hooch, some ‘party favours’, a big screen TV showing straight porn and then just letting nature take its course.

  • Deepdow

    Half these guys are gay actually :P

    More pics of actual gay men locking lips, please.

  • TomMc

    @Deepdow: Hence my “and just let nature take its course” Deep :)

  • TomMc

    ^ RE: ’bout that first sentence you penned Deep (i.e. the “Half of…”)

  • balehead

    Macklemore is not straight…..

  • tigglywuff

    We need a gay woman version!

  • jimbryant

    Locking lips is not the definition of male homosexual attraction. I just think that this campaign is ridiculous and disingenuous.

  • AuntieChrist

    There are so many good looking gay men…Why should I care about a handful of tired old breeders…? Oh that’s right…They are celebrities so every time I see them I should want to toss one off…Zzzzzzzzz!

  • Niall

    No, I would not like to see George Clooney and Edris Elba or Macklemore and Lenny Kravitz kiss, eww. Maybe Macklemore and Frank Ocean

  • timaloha

    Darren Criss and Tyler Posey and me in the middle!

  • balehead

    3 of then are definitely not straight…but insinuating they were was the “real reason” for this post….
    Nice self hate, Queerty…

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