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PHOTOS: 34 Reasons Why The Real Winners Of The World Cup Are Us

For those of you who’ve been swept up by World Cup Fever, today marks the culmination of a tournament chock full of drama, emotion and suspense.

And for those who couldn’t possibly care less, your Facebook feeds will soon be FIFA-free.

But even the most weary sports fan can surely appreciate these 34 reasons to get excited that Germany and Argentina will soon meet on the field.

First, lets start with the Germans:

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And now let’s hear from Argentina:

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16 Comments

  • Faulk

    Definitely Germany :)

  • Billy Budd

    Some of the guys are very hot. In case you don’t know, many are bisexual.

  • Billy Budd

    I hope Germany wins today. I root for Germany.

  • Zekester

    AR-GEN-TINA! AR-GEN-TINA!

    Represent the Americas! And the only country represented in the final game that has marriage equality.

  • justSomeGuyFromNJ

    A R G E N T I N A!!!

  • litper

    The parade of closeted filth… And with Blatter in charge it’s very long till we see an openly gay player at World Cup.

  • Zekester

    If you actually watch the game you’ll see that these pictures don’t do the Argentinians justice and make the Germans look much better than they do in person.

  • Billy Budd

    I told you guys that Germany would win. They deserved it.

  • ontheupandup

    @Billy Budd: Amen! Factoring in also their 7-1 defeat over Brazil, Germany made its mark as the best-playing team in the tournament.

    Soccer players have the best physiques as well. Lean and not ridiculously muscled bodies…running around with their cute faces and creative hair. It’s been a great month of telly.

  • Dxley

    Meh!

  • Cobalt Blue

    All of them have their charms, but Ezequiel Lavezzi – the one with tats and mustache – from Argentina is delicious!

  • JennyFromdabloc

    Germany wins again!

  • enlightenone

    It’s good to be gay!

  • James Hart

    I know this sounds slutty, but: I’d let them all f**k me one after the other. With condoms, of course.

  • tjr101

    The pictures don’t do Argentina any justice, they’re a very good looking team. My knees buckle a bit looking at the Germans, Boateng can have me anytime.

  • Ms Urethra Johnson

    WOAH !!! Who’s number 13 with the FIFA trophy in his right hand and low hanging red shorts over red spandex bulge??? Awfull “impressive” nose… Seems like a friendly guy too…

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