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PHOTOS: Adult Film Star Jessie Colter’s Speedo Was Too Much For Kentucky; This Would Have Blown Their Minds

Screen Shot 2014-07-11 at 9.51.44 AMYesterday we heard the “only in puritanical America” news that Jessie Colter was given the boot from the Kentucky Kingdom Hurricane Bay water park, called a queer and threatened with arrest after his red swim briefs were deemed “inappropriate.”

Some Queerty commenters suggested that perhaps a staff member at the park recognized Jesse from his, ahem, acting career (re: porn), and that that’s what sparked the confrontation.

DarthKitsune aptly hypothesized:

Someone in charge recognized him as one hell of a hunky pornstar and got all uppity. ‘Nuff said. Kudos to Jesse for not having a total bitch fit and flipping the fuck out like I would have.

We’ll never know if that’s true or not of course, but in the case that it was, here’s the repressed and confused longing that may have gone through a closeted park employee’s head when he connected the dots.

Jessie, who describes himself on Twitter as a “plant nerd turned sex icon,” is certainly no stranger to making things grow.

Let’s get to know him, shall we?

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Mind you, these are the photos we could show you. For lots more (definitely NSFW), head here.