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PHOTOS: Adult Film Star Jessie Colter’s Speedo Was Too Much For Kentucky; This Would Have Blown Their Minds

Screen Shot 2014-07-11 at 9.51.44 AMYesterday we heard the “only in puritanical America” news that Jessie Colter was given the boot from the Kentucky Kingdom Hurricane Bay water park, called a queer and threatened with arrest after his red swim briefs were deemed “inappropriate.”

Some Queerty commenters suggested that perhaps a staff member at the park recognized Jesse from his, ahem, acting career (re: porn), and that that’s what sparked the confrontation.

DarthKitsune aptly hypothesized:

Someone in charge recognized him as one hell of a hunky pornstar and got all uppity. ‘Nuff said. Kudos to Jesse for not having a total bitch fit and flipping the fuck out like I would have.

We’ll never know if that’s true or not of course, but in the case that it was, here’s the repressed and confused longing that may have gone through a closeted park employee’s head when he connected the dots.

Jessie, who describes himself on Twitter as a “plant nerd turned sex icon,” is certainly no stranger to making things grow.

Let’s get to know him, shall we?

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Mind you, these are the photos we could show you. For lots more (definitely NSFW), head here.

On:           Jul 11, 2014
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    • Lvng1tor

      I take back all of my “I could give a crap” statements abt porn performers…I care I care a lot..In fact, I’ve already cared 2x about this post!

      Jul 11, 2014 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TomMc

      @Lvng1tor: Haha. I’m starting to care about this post, but because I cared about another one – somewhere else online – earlier, it’s hard to sustain interest.

      Jul 11, 2014 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lvng1tor

      @TomMc: a nap and a hot shower help

      Jul 11, 2014 at 3:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarthKitsune

      Jessie Colter is always welcome at my “waterpark”*

      Waterpark is a euphemism for house.

      Jul 11, 2014 at 5:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive

      @Lvng1tor, lol, I can see why that ass would be deemed illegal!

      Jul 11, 2014 at 6:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70

      the waterpark should have just made it adults only day. Imagine how many gay men and horny women would show up to see his “package”

      Jul 11, 2014 at 9:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stranded

      Doubt it, if he was recognized but wearing board shorts, he wouldn’t have gotten kicked out. We sexualize men’s bodies as much as we do women and therefore find them “dirty”

      Jul 11, 2014 at 11:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Reid Condit

      Was that waterpark really in Kentucky? Does Jessie Colter have an ol’ Kentucky home? Come back little Jessie, back to Folsom St. where real men wear jocks!

      Jul 12, 2014 at 4:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lvng1tor

      @vive: Up against the wall and spread em!

      Jul 12, 2014 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Thad1527

      Maybe he was kicked out of the waterpark for smoking?

      Jul 12, 2014 at 1:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive

      @Lvng1tor, the charge is felony ass!

      Jul 12, 2014 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jel1955

      So, I actually wrote Kentucky Kingdom to find out what they say happened with Jessie. What I received in response to my questions follows:

      Hi James,

      Speedo-type swimsuits are allowed at Kentucky Kingdom and Hurricane Bay. There is a fine line between inappropriate swimwear and a competitive-swimming style Speedo. Competitive-swimming style Speedos are certainly allowed.

      However, male thongs are not allowed and anyone who fashions their Speedo into a male thong will be in violation of dress code.

      Also, to clarify, this man was not kicked out of the water park. He was asked not to fashion his Speedo inappropriately and if he would not comply, he would be asked to leave. The situation did not escalate to this.

      We thank for you giving us the opportunity to clarify this situation, as not everything you read on the internet is always true.


      Kentucky Kingdom

      Jul 12, 2014 at 9:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TomMc

      @Lvng1tor: I have now tested your theory on multiple occasions, and you are correct.

      Yet, the combined effect…

      In short; a hot, wet nap works best.

      Jul 15, 2014 at 4:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogShag

      Have you seen what most look like in Kentucky while wearing Speedos? There’s your answer as to why he was kicked out of the water park.

      He should sue their asses.

      Jul 15, 2014 at 6:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.

      He’s my “it” boy!

      Oct 29, 2014 at 5:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gigi Gee

      The man is smoking hot.

      Oct 30, 2014 at 9:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LiamCregg

      I don’t think that an employee reckognized him, the speedo *may* have been a clue, IDK. There’s a waterpark near Austin, Tx ‘Schlitterbahn’ that is notorious for kicking out gay and lesbian couples/groups.

      Nov 14, 2014 at 10:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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