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PHOTOS: aussieBum Goes To The Beach


PHOTOS: These images of the aussieBum babes bumming around the beach, soaking in the sun and cooling down in the waves have got us wishing for a spring break getaway — stat! Until then we might just have to make do with pretending… Check out the photos below. aussiebum-61 aussiebum-91 aussiebum-part2-01 aussiebum-part2-51 aussiebum-part2-71 aussiebum-part2-81For more aussieBum pics, head on over to The Underwear Expert.

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  • imperator

    Psst- hey- where are the ‘in-between’ pictures? Like as in ‘in-between wearing the trunks and the speedo’ (when they’re wearing neither)? Because unless they did the shoot with some kind of privacy blinds up for them to change behind, surely for goodness’ sake someone with a telephoto lens somewhere had to be like “good goddamn, look at that down the beach, I really must take some pictures!” ;)

  • jimbryant

    Australian men look so good in Speedos. Have American men gotten past their Speedos-phobia yet?

    Or are they still wearing those ugly dork shorts at the beach?

  • ncman

    OMG actual men who look like they are over 25, maybe even 30 and with body hair. One can only hope that the era of the shaved and plucked twink is over with…..

  • Bonny1986

    @ncman: You may call Tom Daley “twink” but he would have plenty of “bodyhair” to show off if he didn’t shave his upper body. Have seen some pics lately from last year and you can clearly see he is shaving himself. He looks great anyway.

  • Spike

    And what exactly does this post have to do with Tom Daley???

  • Caleb in SC

    @Spike: Exactly. Well, in Bonny’s defense, Queerty hadn’t had a Tom Daley reference in over 24 hours, so maybe he helot the need to pick up the slack.

  • Jonty Coppersmith

    The hairy guy in the penultimate photo, OMG!

  • Fitz

    They are all crazy hot, but that guy in the square black trunks is INSANE. Wow.. to be that beautiful.

  • ncman

    @Fitz: which one in the black trunks? The one with or without the tattoo?

  • Stache1

    @Bonny1986: I agree. Why is there no Tom Daley here? God can you even imagine if they found some photo’s of him unshaved. Wow.

  • Fitz

    They are both tremendous, but I was struck by the un-tattered one.

  • corey

    When is my gang bang?

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  • ncman

    @Fitz: you picked the right one!!!!!

  • Malibu Eric

    Pick me up off the floor..Men with body hair! I have tears of joy. Bless this ad campaign.

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