Male gymnasts. What’s not to love? They’re brave. They’re buff. They’re bendable. And in Brazil, every single one of them is hot. No, seriously. Every. Single. One.
Related: PHOTOS: Can We Talk About How Insanely Hot The U.S. Gymnastics Team Is?
The 2016 Summer Olympics kick off in Rio on August 5, and after seeing some of these guy’s Instagram pages, it looks like we may have to brush up on our Portuguese.
Scroll down for a deep dive into some of their Instagram photos…
h/t: Buzzfeed
GC1985
I love Brazilian guys… and I hope their country gets back on the right track after recent problems. Nice photos 🙂
Billy Budd
@GC1985: Thanks GC, that means you love me. LOL. I agree that Brazilian guys are very hot and I must also add that the guy on the center, on the second photo is totally, 100% GAY. His name is Diego Hypolito is he is the sweetest kid. He is on my facebook.
crowebobby
Made us scroll all the way to the bottom to see a trace of dick. Didn’t ya!
aequalitasTN
I really have to book my next vacaction in Brazil. It seems like every guy I have ever seen, met or otherwise encountered from there is hotter than hell! Certainly no exceptions here with their gorgeous gymnastics team either. Time to brush up on the Portuguese. Damn, just damn!
Stache
@aequalitasTN: Better be careful then. Brazil is a very dangerous place for western tourists and especially gay ones.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/04/08/brazil-s-surge-in-violence-against-gays-is-just-getting-worse.html
badpappy
@Stache: That is nonsense Stache… I’ve spend 45 days each of the last 5 years in Brazil and have never encountered a problem. Being attached in the USA is a much higher possibility.
BriBri
I wouldn’t kick them out of bed for eating crackers.
BriBri
@Stache: South America will never be on my bucket list.
Greg C
@BriBri: I wouldn’t kick them out of bed for eating ANYTHING AT ALL!!
Tobi
@Stache: I usually spend a few weeks every summer in Brazil and always have a fantastic time. I’ve felt more uncomfortable in some parts of the USA especially in recent years. You obviously just have to be careful as a “wealthy” tourist anywhere in the world. It’s also worth noting that the article you linked to is over four years old.
Mack
They can swing on my “bar” anytime they want, one at a time or all at once.
GC1985
@Billy Budd: Highly unlikely that I would be attracted to you as I still don’t believe your Brazilian.
@Stache: I been to Brazil several times, and I never had any issue with anything. Crime is a problem anywhere though. I could say there should be a travel advisory with regards to many major US cities, like Detroit. You’re more likely to get attacked in the US anyways.
Hussain-TheCanadian
Fifth picture down, the one with blue towel, I want him!! I don’t think I can say no to that smile.
missuniverse
All the Brazilian Guys are HOT except for the Black one.
dean089
Gymnasts are so hot.
Hank
Brazil is an extremely violent country for homosexuals, in there are more kills of LGBT people than countries where it is a crime. If I were a Brazilian gay athlete I would not accept to represent Brazil, because I think patriotism should be deserved.
Atomicrob
Why not simply become a porn site? This is not interesting journalism and panders to puerile millennial tastes…
Billy Budd
@GC1985: Look, I am willing to do whatever it takes for you to stop calling me a liar. Please send an email to me. Billybuddbay at hotmail dot com.
scotty
eleven? more like elevnty Brazillian… HOLY FUCKING SHIT you could break a pool cue across any of dem asses god damn i miss my brown skinned friend…he teaches BJJ…is that close enough? UNFFF!!
DADDY LIKE
scotty
you’re all very bad boys, now go to my room!
Billy Budd
@GC1985: Since you’ve called me a liar repeatedly here, please tell me WHY you think I am not Brazilian and the REASON why I am lying to you. Enlighten me.
GC1985
@Hank: Many Brazilian athletes are out. I am Colombian. You take figures and exaggerate greatly. The US per capita is more dangerous. You are more likely to be a victim of violence here. You are in no position to talk.
@Billy Budd: Pass.
GC1985
@Billy Budd: I do not care either way. Stop trying to hit on me.
Billy Budd
@GC1985: I don’t believe you are Colombian. You are definitely lying.
GC1985
@Billy Budd: lol. And? I am what I am. Your claim doesn’t concern me.
100% Colombian.
GC1985
I will agree to drop this and not question your nationality. Sorry for being a bother. Let’s just enjoy the photos of these handsome successful guys and hope they experience further success.
Billy Budd
It is OK, thanks.
Billy Budd
It is OK, thanks for understanding.
Kangol
@missuniverse: To you. I think he’s hot as well. A visão de você é o mais feio!
Not surprised that yet again, someone would have to make a negative [email protected] comment on here!
Billy Budd
Here’s the instagram page of Diego Hypolito, the gay hottie, cutie and Brazilian Gymnast who melts my heart:
https://www.instagram.com/diegohypolito/
Billy Budd
@Kangol: I also want to add that most Brazilians are of mixed race. I am white on the surface but if you did a genetic test on me, you would certainly find African heritage. Here where I live, more than 70% of the population declares to be of mixed race or black. I think this is awesome and miscegenation represents the future. My boyfriend and I are an interracial couple.
GC1985
@Kangol: Yeah.. how typical right. Our community is full of hypocrites.
@Billy Budd: This is also the case in Colombia. The Colombian National Football team is an example of a mixed team. Cristian Zapata, Juan Cuadrado, Pablo Armero… these are some players that are black. And we have other mixed race players. I’m more mixed myself.
brparkrunner
Partner and I have spent years in Brazil, including taking his Mom for an adventure for a year and a half in 2010. We have never felt more than warmth from the Brazilian people everywhere we go. We both speak Portuguese and Spanish and never flaunt our wealth. Act like a pompous North American in any foreign country and you’ll get what you deserve.
martinbakman
angelo_assumpcao. Love his smile. Hope he isn’t one of the Brazilian gay bashers. It’s a huge problem in that country.