PHOTOS: Celebrating The Return of “Mad Men” With Jon Hamm’s Enormous Package

Break out the scotch because this Sunday night marks the return of Mad Men. We’re dying to learn what will happen next to Don Draper. Last we saw of him he was standing outside his dilapidated childhood home after being put on leave from work. And how about Peggy Olson? Is she positioning herself to take over Don’s role at Sterling Cooper & Partners? All will be revealed this Sunday on AMC.

Star Jon Hamm’s package is almost as famous as he is. It’s frequently seen in public, bouncing around unsupported in his pants, both on and off set. We figured what better way to celebrate the return of one of our favorite shows than with a photo compilation of its star’s junk on display?

Scroll down to see photos of Jon Hamm caught freeballing in public. And don’t forget to set your DV-Rs this Sunday.

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  • carey579

    Jon Hamm is attractive but not as much as he’s hyped imo.

    Anyway it is much easier to be a male sex symbol than a female. Jon doesn’t have great pecs or ass or atleast it doesn’t show off most of the times in those lousy outfits that he wears.

    Obsessing over his occasional bulge/an appendage that is hidden most of the times is just so sad!

  • carey579

    PS I think Mad Men like GOT is a total dude show.

    The women are objectified much much more than the men.

    Sure women/gays watch them too but…

  • Hillers

    @carey579: Yeah, it’s like, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed, but let’s not get carried away here.

  • boring

    Sklarboro Country 4 LYFE.

  • QJ201

    It ain’t that big, just obvious. You can see bigger packages in any gay bar on any saturday night.

  • jesaves

    @Hillers: um wrll the show is set in the fiftes/sixties so that kinda comes with the territory

  • tyintenn

    Maybe I am turning straight because he doesn’t do a thing for me….

  • UWSguy

    god I love him

  • jckfmsincty

    Not fair. He is so good looking that he should have a baby dick.

  • carey579

    ^ Does that make any difference?

    Would you fuck George RR Martin if he had a huge dick?

  • Toby Ross

    Does nothing for me. I know packages trust me and this one is a yawn

  • Billy Budd

    He has a nice face but the rest is just average. I don’t feel particularly attracted to him.

  • Niall

    @QJ201: I’ve been trying to point this out to people. it just looks like your average flaccid penis really, I don’t get why people keep calling it “ernomous”, unless there’s proof it’s massive when erect?

  • bmwblonde

    Doesn’t ANYONE see the humor in Hamm’s character’s NAME: Don DRAPER?

    Well clearly, Draper (ok and Hamm) “drapes” to the right (as a good tailor – were any of those still around these days – would tell you.)

    And all this talk about size, in addition to being, uh, silly – also ignores the fact that some guys are really small except when excited, and others just, you know, flab around there all the time.

    Let’s rhapsodize about the sky being blue. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

  • babybabybaby

    Can never get enough of that juicy big bulge more more…

  • JennyFromdabloc

    Jon Hamm is hot but I’d love to see John Slattery’s package even more.

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  • Robb Wood

    Big dick too!

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