Marcuse Swimwear has wisely chose to market their latest designs by showing what it looks like when something is achingly trying to bust from the suits’ stretchy fabric.
But not just any “something” — model Cole Monahan.
Check out Monahan as he shows off his absurd body in the Summer ’16 line:
The thing is, will anybody actually wear these out on the beach or by the pool? Or will we ALL default to those hideous, unflattering, straight-boy-bloomer, “board shorts” so beloved everywhere?
Nice VPL in the white/black draw string one . . . like to see him in it wet with the liner cut out.
@avesraggiana: I’m sure a lot of gay whores and old European men will wear them out in public to be laughed at.
@avesraggiana: Cole has it ALL going on!!! And I concur — I am SO over the “Bored Short”; nothing is as unflattering as covering up a beautiful physique with baggy pants.
In the US? Yeah. Unless its Fire Island or Palm Springs or some gay themed beach party you more than likely will see that hideous board short. But in Europe speedos are the norm, or trunks that rise a few inches above the knee.
His body is beautiful. So proportioned. Those legs are so juicy. Nothing worse than a huge upper body and chicken legs.
His body is really good, but…hideous swimwear (I guess it does sell, though, to certain types).
On this guy, I think “swimsuit” would be a misnomer. “Beer can caddy” would be more like it!
@avesraggiana: Go to Europe, if it upsets you so much. There you can see that they only flatter the most fit among us, but you still have to see everyone.
@avesraggiana: There’s nothing outrageous about any of these.
nice bod but just another prick tease photoshoot
Just starting to watch ‘LOST’ and he could be taken for Josh Holloway’s brother (same persona). Now, if only he and Josh would ‘dip’ their toes in my ‘pool!’
Not really “bursting” out.
Do people really buy speedos in Canada and the US? I don’t think I ever seen any on sale.
I think I’ve only seen them on gogo boys…..I’m looking at you Montreal.
I like the fur and would love to see a smile.
Yes, that is an insane body. If only I had the drive and genes.
@avesraggiana: As epitomized by
IDoNotHaveToAgreeWithYou American men have an aversion to sexy swimwear… here, being called “gay whores and old European men.” It is refreshing to be in a country like Brazil where men are confident to show it all regardless of body image et al. It was something to look forward to in the olden days for a gay boy in his early youth and childhood… to go to the beach in Jamaica and see half-naked men… still my favorite porn to this day… scantly clad men with a basket… as in the white trunks above.
@avesraggiana: Go to Southeast Asia. These are the only types of bathing suits they wear there.
@RIGay: 2 minutes after calling out the “gay whores and old European men” who would wear this beachwear, now “nothing is as unflattering as covering up a beautiful physique with baggy pants?” Which one is it?
First thing I look for in a naked man is the tan line. If he is white from his navel to his knees and bronzed above and below, chances are that he is straight. Speedos make for a sexy tan line and indicate that the wearer is not ashamed of his body.
I especially liked the 1st picture with him lying on his stomach, showing just the slightest glimpse of plumber’s butt.
However I could do without the makers name on the seat. Would be a bonus if they turned sheer when wet.
@zipperzone: No professional model, whether straight or gay would have a “board shorts” tan line. Just as their work requires them to either shave their bodies or not depending on the requirements of their client they need to be as tanned or as pale as necessary for the shoot.
So in their case tan lines are indicative of nothing. Otherwise, you are pretty accurate. I have lots of friends who are cyclists though, and they love having the cycling kit tan line.
Amazing, and sad, that half the comments are criticism in one way or the other. I see one of the most attractive men on the planet.
IMHO, he sets off my gaydar–he’s modeling swimsuits for men in evocative poses! If women were buying swimsuits for a male member, those poses would make sense.so, a gay person looking at his sexy photos, gets the vapors along with a wet dream!
Speedos are THE NORM here in Brazil. Everybody loves speedos, especially the “sungao” type of speedo, the ones that cover more on the sides. The “Sungoes” are worn by straight and gay guys indifferently.
@Billy Budd: I believe Speedos are the norm in ALL parts of the world, just NOT in the prudish, double standard United States. I grew up in Australasia where I experienced my first DILF crushes when I’d see just about ALL of my childhood friends’ dads sporting Speedos. They were Australian, Kiwi (New Zealand), or British.
I’ve noticed though, that in the last few years, even though Speedos are still somewhat common in Australia, Australians are taking yet another step of many in Americanising themselves – by increasingly adopting the dreaded USA-style board shorts, or “Bored Shorts”, as another poster cleverly put it.
@avesraggiana: I respectfully see this whole thing in a different light. I think that no matter where speedos are found, they should be worn if it flatters the body; isn’t that what clothing is all about? I don’t think that wearing board shorts is wrong; there a plenty of men who look damn attractive when their clothing allows me something to imagine! Finally, if a man is overweight, I find speedo-wear downright repulsive, no matter where he lives.
This model is exceptional IN or OUT of clothing.
Ticks every box: fit but not exaggerated muscle, hairy, great proportions and best of all, beautiful face. If he’s uncut, he’s perfect 😉
@IDoNotHaveToAgreeWithYou: And your preferred beachwear is a burqa, no doubt. Fuck that, since I work to look as good as this guy and succeed at it, I’m not hiding the results, “laughter” or not. The gawkers’ lack of muscle tone is equally funny to me!
Told my boyfriend I just bought a new bathing suit. He was like, I hope it’s not a speedo, you’re nuts if you think I’m going to walk down the beach with you in something like that.
Yeah, thanks boo, glad to know how you feel…
I bought these http://www.baleaf.com/collections/swim-suit/products/baleaf-mens-square-leg-swimsuit-gradient-style
@kzen64: Man, they’re gorgeous! And why wouldn’t he want to be seen walking by you, dressed in those?! I’m ordering a pair of them right now.
@avesraggiana: No, he was talking about me wearing a speedo… lol He hasn’t seen me in those yet. But, yeah, with all the talk on here, and elsewhere, I didn’t want to be confined to board shorts by the pool. Now, I just have to loose the flab on the belly.
Wow didn’t know people took speedos this seriously.
…..yes-he has a very very sexy body, such kissable body hair!
@RIGay: Not to mention that they drag you down if you try to swim in them.
Love, love, love those sexy hairy legs! I’m sure there are people who are going to say otherwise, but please don’t listen to them. Those hairy legs set you apart from all the body shavers who end up looking just like everybody else ….. bland and boring!
@avesraggiana: The reason guys wear “board shorts” is to hide their tiny dicks. With board shorts, you don’t really know how hung a guy is unless he takes them off.
Nice pics. Beautiful guy.
Wow hot body hair and dick
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