PHOTOS: Di*kslapping With Jake Shears And Dan Savage To Stay Warm In The Northwest


In light of the cold spell, the Pacific Northwest is heating things up like it’s their job. Nark Magazine’s monthly celebrations overtly called Dickslap bring star-studded VIPs to host rowdy anything-goes parties no matter how cold it gets. Seattle beckoned Scissor Sister hottie Jake Shears to the event at the Eagle this month, with upcoming parties featuring character and a half Michelle Visage, drag-tastic Amanda Lepore, and the beloved Rye Rye. It must have been a great event as even queer semi-celeb Dan Savage showed up.

These monthly twerk and jerk parties may be in various cities, but one thing they all have in common is the non-stop unpredictable action in every direction.

Scroll through the pictures from this month’s parties in Portland and Seattle and let us know what you find…

photos credit Rachel Robinson and

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